Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:36 pm EDT

I doubt Urban Meyer ever seriously considered someday leaving Florida for Notre Dame -- "dream job" talk aside, there's a reason he turned ND down for the Gators in the first place -- but if there was a speck of a glimmer of a faraway star of a chance Meyer might end up in South Bend, after the rumors, the silly Photoshops and the digs from Steve Spurrier, it's officially dead now:
Meyer turned back to the golfers and said, "I'm not going to Notre Dame. Ever. I'm going to be the coach at Florida for a long time, as long as they want me."
He turned back to me and told me to put that in the paper, then to three other writers playing in the tournament and told them to print it.
You can thank certain columnists for killing the beast, at last. Thank you, certain columnists: With the season rapidly approaching, there won't be enough time to dig up the corpse of the Meyer-to-ND rumor again until at least December.
The meme went from annoying chatter to legitimate problem for Florida the second five-star, all-world 2010 prospect Matt Elam, heretofore a lock for the Gators, said he would go ahead with visits to other schools ($), apparently after "hear[ing] rumors there will be coaching changes at Florida after this season." I'm sure Meyer couldn't care less about Paul Finebaum, but when he tells the writers "Print it," he should have bought a subscription for Elam's address while he was at it.
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superstitious univ? they practise cannibalism there every day and are a polytheistic
establishment (trinity-remember) in a monotheistic world (well almost). the name doesn't
even refer to a physical being(ascension-remember) unless it really means mary magdalene. in the latter case, the school colors (borrowed from navy) are not even
wrong. but then, are their present colors blue,gold,white, green.........?
again, who would want to work in a place that preaches supernaturalism?
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notre dame university is an oxymoron!!!!!!!!!
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correct me if what i wrote contains any errors. i am not so much anti-catholic
as i am anti-stupid. that kind of superstitious nonsense was supposed to cease with
education.
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Cannibalism: Jesus is not physically present in the transfiguration of the Eucharist, if I recall correctly; it is an ontological transformation.
Polytheism: One God in three parts, which is way, way different from thinking that a prayer to Zeus won't be heard by Athena.
Ascension: I don't even get this... If Mary and Jesus were physically present on earth and then ascended, they were still physical beings on earth.
There's nothing stupid about having religious beliefs, and I challenge you to prove otherwise.
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