Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:29 pm EST
Apparently the SEC decided to handle some of its recent officiating problems by importing a couple refs from the WWE for Saturday's Florida-Georgia game, because the men in stripes didn't see nothin' when Gator linebacker Brandon Spikes went Ric Flair on UGA running back Washaun Ealey:
Spikes wasn't flagged on the play, and if this was 1965, a good eye-gougin' might be par for the course in a pile-up. This being 2009, though, with high-powered cameras zooming in for tight slo-mo shots in a year in which "player safety" is the mantra and suspensions are unusually en vogue, coach Urban Meyer was left with no choice today but to send his star linebacker to the bench to think about what he's done -- for a whole two quarters:
GAINESVILLE, Fla. — Florida coach Urban Meyer has suspended Brandon Spikes for the first half of Saturday's game against Vanderbilt after the star linebacker attempted to gouge the eyes of Georgia running back Washaun Ealey in a 41-17 victory.
Meyer says Spikes was retaliating after getting his eye poked earlier in the game.
Officials did throw a personal flag against a Georgia lineman who ripped Spikes' helmet off in the first half, and Florida fans are already posting clips of indicental contact they're referring to as "gouges" as apparent justification for intetionally pawing at a Bulldog in return, but if there was any act against Spikes of equivalent nature to his assault on Ealey, CBS' cameras didn't catch it. (Perhaps they were being distracted by the Bulldogs' comely manager?)
It would be easier to write this off as a light suspension to keep a good player in the lineup if there was any indication this year that Florida's top-ranked defense might need Spikes at any point Saturday to slow down the lowest-scoring offense in the SEC; there's a good chance he would have been out of a lopsided win over the Commodores not long after halftime, anyway, and won't necessarily get on the field as it stands, especially if the game is the expected blowout. Georgia fans will take it as an appropriate reparation for a relatively minor offense, I'm sure.
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Hopefully the SEC does the right thing and steps in with a full game suspension.
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http://www.syracuse.com/today/index.ssf/2009/11/mike_williams_leaves_syracuse.html
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Is Urban saying that 2 wrongs make a right?
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The truth is, however, that football programs are comprosed of young men and the game is built on controlled violence. So getting caught on tape gouging an eye, or stepping on a hand or twisting a knee (Darnell Dockett), happens from time to time. That's as true in the NFL as it is in Pop Warner.
On a weekly basis it can be Alabama, FSU, Penn St., Da'U, Colorado, USC or fill-in-the-blank serving as the poster child for undisciplined behavior on and off the field. The truth is that Meyer is as fiendish on discipline as anyone, which is evident from his on the field success. Spikes got caught and, retaliation or not, he deserves a suspension of some kind. Does 1 game seem more provident, probably. Still, it would be remiss to fail altogether to note that this game was chippy from the start and there was alot of this sort of behavior going on in Jax on Saturday.
Nonetheless, to blanketly assert that Meyer has "swept incidents under the carpet" is the banal dribble of the "hard of thinking," which seems to be the case here.
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With a DIFFICULT game vs. 2-7 Vanderbilt, Spikes gets 1 half off?
Give me an f-in break.
Spikes might as well brought his AK out to play. That' d probably get him 3 quarter off though . . .
Meyer once again leads the SEC in spineless leadership and willingness to support cheating and total scumbaggery.
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Actually, by handing out such a light punishment, Meyer is saying that two wrongs make a right...rather then condemning his player's dirty act, he's hiding behind the cowardly "they did it too" excuse. Let's compare this to the Blount incident...which had the potential for more long-term damage? Getting punched in the face could, at worst, give someone a concussion, which is actually pretty quickly recovered from (see Tebow). Eye-gouging has the long-term potential of blindness, which not only takes one out of football, but a lot of life's other experiences. Blount gets 7 games for his cowardly act, Spikes gets two quarters? Once again, Meyer displays his lack of class as a person.
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he waved his hand in front of his eyes.
if spikes really wanted to gouge out this mans eyes, he couldve. football is a physical game, emotions run high. so quit b1tchin cuz what he did was nothing. you think that this type of crap is a rare occasion and only happens once in a while? only an idiot could think that.
spikes shouldnt have been punished at all. its football for crying out loud, and rough actions are a part of the sport. if you cant take it, dont watch the sport and dont play the sport. stick to golf.
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he waved his hand in front of his eyes.
if spikes really wanted to gouge out this mans eyes, he couldve. football is a physical game, emotions run high. so quit b1tchin cuz what he did was nothing. you think that this type of crap is a rare occasion and only happens once in a while? only an idiot could think that.
spikes shouldnt have been punished at all. its football for crying out loud, and rough actions are a part of the sport. if you cant take it, dont watch the sport and dont play the sport. stick to golf.
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Competition, I understand--mistreating human dignity--unexcusable. He will get his.
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