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Notable players going pro, or somewhere, before their time.

This is Myron Rolle in high school, in Princeton, NJ:

I'm not going to get all Thom Brennaman here about Rolle, because I've never met the guy, and Jeremy Schapp already put Brennaman to shame, anyway, with his "Outside the Lines" piece comparing Rolle to Deion Sanders, Einstein and Mother Teresa rolled into one (I'm assuming Schapp does not subscribe to the Christopher Hitchens view of Mother Teresa, although that would dramatically change the tone of that fluff piece). Rolle has been properly feted already.

But: After graduating in two-and-a-half years with a pre-med degree; spending his summers studying overseas, working with stem and cancer cells as well as obesity awareness in Florida's Seminole tribe; being named All-ACC; and, right, earning the world's most prestigious academic scholarship (you may have heard about that), the New York Times reports Monday night that Rolle is foregoing his final year of eligibility and delaying a shot at at the NFL to earn a one-year master's degree in medical anthropology in Oxford, England, oldest university in the English-speaking world and alma mater of Hugh Grant, among others. Rolle will then enter his name in the 2010 NFL draft, resume his football career, attend medical school, open a clinic in the Bahamas, purchase the island and sire a utopia of freakishly talented, self-actualized Olympian scholars between mediations with world leaders on ritual pilgrimage for Rollean enlightenment.

Some things Rolle is not: Prime Time, the smartest man of the century, a saint to the poor. He's not the first great athlete to earn a Rhodes Scholarship, not by a long shot. He's just an ambitious kid using his time and prodigious talent very wisely, which, it turns out, is all it takes to become a real action hero if you don't mind the paperwork. So congratulations, Myron, and word to the wise: I know you know the drill over there, but you don't have to tell them you're Canadian anymore.

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  1. Zachary K
    1. Posted by Zachary K Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:00 pm EDT

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    "Oxonians (a term for members of the university derived from its Latin name, Academia Oxoniensis) have included two British kings and at least twelve monarchs of ten other sovereign states, twenty-five British prime ministers, and thirty-five presidents and prime ministers of nineteen other countries. There are currently eighteen Oxonians in Her Majesty's Government, including eight in the Cabinet. Thirteen members of the Shadow Cabinet, as well as Boris Johnson, the Conservative Mayor of London, were educated at Oxford.
    The university lays claim to twelve saints, ten blesseds, an antipope, eighteen cardinals, and eighty-seven archbishops (including thirty-two of Canterbury and twenty-two of York).
    This list also includes twenty-five princes and princesses (among them the heirs apparent of Belgium, Brunei, and Japan), thirty-four dukes, nineteen marquesses, eighty-two earls and countesses, forty-six viscounts and viscountesses, and 188 barons and baronesses; 189 bishops (Anglican and Catholic); 291 Members of Parliament (excluding MPs who were subsequently peers), eleven Members of the European Parliament (excluding MEPs also serving at Westminster), twelve Lord Chancellors, nine Lord Chief Justices and twenty-two law lords; ten US Senators, ten US Representatives (including a Speaker of the House), three state governors, and four associate justices of the US Supreme Court; as well as six puisne justices of the Supreme Court of Canada and a chief justice of the now defunct Federal Court of Canada.
    The University of Oxford claims forty-seven Nobel Laureates and three Fields Medallists."
    And you went with Hugh Grant.
  2. PFJ
    2. Posted by PFJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:23 pm EDT

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    Dude, Hugh Grant did Elizabeth Hurley. He may have blown it in epic fashion, but he's still way ahead of any other Oxford graduate.
  3. FarmerJ
    3. Posted by FarmerJ Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:14 pm EDT

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    And he's got great acting skills to fall back on if that doesn't work out
  4. TB
    4. Posted by TB Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:42 pm EDT

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    Great back-handed compliment filled post "Dr". It's sad that someone who proclaims his undying love for CFB would be so contradictory towards one of the games finest young men. In a sport where the star student-athletes are using their universities as rest stops to millions; Myron Rolle has proven that a very slim majority still attend the institutions to receive a higher education.
  5. Matt H
    5. Posted by Matt H Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:48 pm EDT

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    Agreed, TB. This post is completely at face value; there is nothing back-handed whatsoever. Clearly, I think Myron Rolle is awesome.

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