Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:59 pm EST
Turner Gill is extremely excited to be returning as head coach of the Buffalo Bulls in 2009. No, no: That's "Bulls," not "Bills." It's okay. Turner gets that all the time. No, he's not sick of it. He's just psyched to be here.
Here, in Buffalo, where the tradition fills him with pride and confidence in his team's ability to sustain the success of the school's first winning season in more than a decade. Where meat keeps in the open air and you have to get up and jog around the bedroom three times a night in December to keep your heart rate from slowing to a complete stop. He loves it here.
Buffalo! Where the birds sing, the lakes freeze and the population declines to 19th Century levels as what little industry remains continues to flee to the cheap, non-union labor of warmer locales. Why would anyone ever consider leaving?
What, the SEC? You didn't think there was anything to that, did you? Turner? In the SEC? That's not really his crowd, you know. Who needs the pressure? The money, the fame, the power, the access to the staggering resources and the most fertile recruiting grounds in the country? Did you really think he'd fall for that old line?
No, you couldn't pay Turner enough to work at a "more prestigious" program. He doesn't even want to hear any offers to go somewhere else. Ask Jay Jacobs if he even bothered to offer. Ask Mike Hamilton if he bothered to offer, or drive down to Syracuse and ask Daryl Gross. They didn't even bother to offer, because they know, like everybody knows: Don't even come calling Turner Gill with offers to leave the MAC. He's right where he wants to be: In Buffalo. Where everything else may be leaving, but Turner Gill never will. God help him, he never will.
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That said, I'm still flabbergasted that Syracuse didn't pick him. Hopeless upstate NY team in need of massive rebuilding? What, was it too obvious?
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How is it that Auburn and Syracuse both interviewed Gill, but only Auburn is raked over the coals for not choosing him? He already has recruiting relationships established in the New York area so he should've been a no-brainer for Syracuse, right? Do they get a pass for hiring an NFL assistant? Those always work out, don't they? If Iowa State doesn't interview Gill, does that make them racist too? How about Tennessee or Clemson? They didn't even consider him. It's ironic that the message being sent is, "If you interview a black candidate for head coach, then you damn well better hire him." That apparently goes double in the South. It may be news to you that Gill was overwhelmingly the fan favorite during Auburn's coaching search, but don't let that get in the way of calling them all "redneck alumnis" (sic)
I'm also curious about how Mississippi State was supposed to "give" Croom the talent to win. This isn't the NFL. There's not a front office and General Manager dealing with free agents and draft prospects. One of the foremost jobs of a college head coach is to RECRUIT. If Croom couldn't bring good enough offensive talent to complement the bang-up defense he put together, then that's on him, not the university. It's a real shame too, because he's a class act and really cleaned up the mess Sherrill left behind.
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