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Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:11 pm EDT

Texas Tech field drenched; Leach commissions ark

By Matt Hinton

Exiled in a land-lubbin' burg like Lubbock, bawdy Cap'n Mike Leach has always fancied the pirate's life, but not even the one-eyed, peg-legged, swinger of swords could set his Raiders asail in the depths that covered Jones Field roughly 48 hours ahead of Saturday's 6 p.m. kickoff between Texas Tech and equally high-flying SMU:

I've heard of a depth chart, but this is ridiculous.

Seriously, folks, a rep in Tech's football office told me the field has been pumped and the game's on as scheduled. The Cap'n is disappointed, no doubt. Cuz if ye scurvy dogs didn't think there'd be cannons, ya'd had another think comin', and a supper of iron and fire on its tail. Yarr.

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  1. ery_chen
    1. Posted by ery_chen Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:56 pm EDT

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    for a sec i thought it looked like a basketball court
  2. David
    2. Posted by David Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    Thats awesome
  3. joshua.ward@...
    3. Posted by joshua.ward@... Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    second all the way up in Lubbock it looks like that?
  4. Alan F
    4. Posted by Alan F Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:49 pm EDT

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    thats hella sickkkk. i'd be down to play in a pond
  5. Nickolay L
    5. Posted by Nickolay L Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:37 pm EDT

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    Cool
  6. Dave
    6. Posted by Dave Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:19 pm EDT

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    thats because ur an idiot. :) have a nice weekend Texas! haha
  7. jayge
    7. Posted by jayge Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:07 pm EDT

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    just play in that. id watch
  8. Chad P
    8. Posted by Chad P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    thats crazy thats alot of water...2nd
  9. ccraig
    9. Posted by ccraig Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:20 pm EDT

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    It's football...LET EM PLAY!!!!!
  10. 명진
    10. Posted by 명진 Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:45 pm EDT

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    raninng
  11. cowboyweasel
    11. Posted by cowboyweasel Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:45 pm EDT

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    That might be the only reason that the over/under total points stays out of triple digits.
  12. Chad P
    12. Posted by Chad P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    thats crazy thats alot of water
  13. adfadfadf
    13. Posted by adfadfadf Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    American football is for sissys. Play rugby and you'll know what a real mans sport is.
  14. dnfre
    14. Posted by dnfre Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    2nd comment
  15. muhammed ali yea
    15. Posted by muhammed ali yea Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:52 pm EDT

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    me to its drenched
  16. Mike
    16. Posted by Mike Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:21 pm EDT

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    Sweet
  17. FJN
    17. Posted by FJN Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:30 pm EDT

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    @adfadfadf ...i think rugby is more a demanding sport but i'd wouldn't say football is for sissys...especially when it's the number one sport here ion the states...you might get away with it in the UK but you'd get pummeled saying that here
  18. Matt M
    18. Posted by Matt M Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    That would be alot of fun to play there.
  19. yellowbear
    19. Posted by yellowbear Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:56 pm EDT

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    water polo anyone?
  20. James P
    20. Posted by James P Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:16 pm EDT

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    Man...if the game is that wet...how will either team move the ball? Does tech even know how to run the football?
    I really like how not one person who called second was actually second. What's the point of doing that, anyways? Is it life affirming or something?
  21. B-Boy B
    21. Posted by B-Boy B Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:44 pm EDT

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    well Game on and go texas
  22. Graffix
    22. Posted by Graffix Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:04 pm EDT

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    I want to see someone kick a field goal or extra point
  23. Bobo F
    23. Posted by Bobo F Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:10 pm EDT

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    Lol they will play marco polo
  24. Alex G
    24. Posted by Alex G Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:32 pm EDT

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    make a new sport and call it mud bowl or something

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