Snap judgments on Saturday's best.

Teachers' Pet(s): Jeremiah Masoli and Nick Foles. Oregon and Arizona's rocket-armed quarterbacks put on a laser light show in the 44-41, double-overtime game of the week to reaffirm the Ducks as Pac-10 frontrunners. Masoli was responsible for all six of Oregon's touchdowns -- three passing, three rushing -- and finished with 345 total yards. Foles kept pace nicely with 314 passing yards and four touchdowns that earned the Wildcats the respect of an exhausted but rapt nation. (You were rapt, right, Harris Poll voters?)

Most School Spirit: While the vultures were circling the opposing sideline, it got a little misty as longtime UConn coach Randy Edsall struggled to hold it together while declaring the Huskies' overtime win at Notre Dame -- their first after a series of razor-thin, disappointing losses since cornerback Jasper Howard was murdered last month -- the biggest victory in school history.

Most Unlikely Couple: Charlie Weis and the Cleveland Browns? Still no word this morning on the fate of Notre Dame's top dog, but if the Irish brass are really waiting for the Stanford game to pass judgment ... well, despite the Cardinal's troubles Saturday at Cal, we can't imagine them not dispatching the Domers with ease next week in Palo Alto.

Most Creative: Mike Locksley. New Mexico's punch-happy head coach finally has one in the W column, but only after multiple turnovers, five lead changes and a field goal with 12 seconds remaining to put away equally hapless Colorado State. Honorable mention: UTEP, which once again found a way to lose to a one of C-USA's irredeemable bottom dwellers -- in this case, Rice, which took out the Miners 30-29 despite passing for just 55 yards with a long gain of 17 for the game. Our sincere congratulations to the Owls on their two-game win streak after an 0-9 start.

Mister Personality: Rick Neuheisel. It's probably not how he envisioned his team would get there, and it's certainly later than UCLA partisans were hoping, but the Bruins are bowl-eligible after extending Arizona State's puzzling losing streak to five games. (A nice, round number to correspond to the five fumbles the Devils coughed up to the Bruins in a 23-13 loss, ending their own bowl hopes.)

Most Popular: The Pac-10, for livening up an otherwise wobbly Week 12 slate with a pair of highly diverting, to-the-wire matchups in primetime, keeping things interesting into late night with the aforementioned Arizona-Oregon tilt and a thriller of a Big Game in Stanford.

Grape Job! Les Miles, that old so-and-so, didn't so much snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as he forced a crushing loss to Ole Miss down his own throat, sword-swallower style. This only bears out my theory, by the way, that Miles makes all sideline decisions with a 20-sided die he keeps tucked up under his hat. When you ride with the god of chaos, kids, buckle up. And have a grape day.

Drama Queen: Oklahoma has tried every trick in the book from cutting itself "just to feel alive" (Sam Bradford's shoulder) to sulking in the corner and refusing to score touchdowns (the Nebraska game), and now returns to its wheelhouse by losing a big game it could have handled in embarrassing fashion at Texas Tech. (We will take all this back once it comes out that Bob Stoops threw this game so the punditry would quit touting him as the next head coach at Notre Dame.)

Class Clown: The Big XII North. Stop me if you've heard this one before: With a win over Nebraska yesterday, Kansas State could have clinched the division title. Instead, with a loss in Lincoln, the Wildcats aren't even going to a bowl at 6-6 -- they have the raw win count to qualify, but are only allowed to count one of their two wins over I-AA patsies -- thereby reducing the season from "potentially special" to "over" in a matter of hours. Hilarious!

Most Likely To Succeed: Colt McCoy, the most realistic candidate left standing from the preseason's clean-cut Heisman triumvirate. Saturday's 32-of-41, 396-yard, four-touchdown performance lifted Texas a decisive win over outmanned basketcase Kansas, broke the Division I record for career victories and did nothing to dispel the assumption that the Longhorns will be the team to beat in Pasadena.

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