Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:10 pm EST
Urban Meyer's not a touchy-feely kind of guy -- throughout his tenure at Florida, in fact, he's been more of a "point and destroy" coach, a hardware-seeking mercenary who rarely smiles, often burns holes into players' and officials' souls with his steely gaze, constructs the facade of a humorless mumbler in front of the media and is always at ease dropping huge numbers on fleeing opponents if it suits his purposes. The grudging grins he flashed on stage during the Gators' championship celebrations in 2006 and again last January seemed somewhat obligatory, like his face would probably be sore for a week afterward.
When it comes to this year's wildly successful senior class, though, heading into its final home game Saturday against Florida State, the big galoot just can't ... he just ... can't quite ... keepittogether:
Patient viewers may have caught the best part of the interview that didn't involve a frog trying to crawl out of Meyer's throat: Because of the impact Tim Tebow has made on college football, "it's almost like selflessness is now a cool thing."
At last, after the toil and strife of Jesus, Buddha, Gandhi, Mother Theresa, countless obscure and impoverished humanitarians, teachers, clergy, parents and the fundamental moral basis of the overwhelming majority of human societies throughout the history of civilization, selflessness is finally "in" -- all thanks to Tebow. Now the Ayn Rand crowd knows on exactly which door to nail its next 95-page theses.
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Seriously, Tebow should break a leg, like immediately.
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Also, I'm pretty sure that cursing when speaking of Tebow is sin of the highest order. Luckily for Meyer, he probably went and made penance immediately.
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Yes. That's totally what he meant. Not that his good deeds were setting a positive example for others, he meant that Tim Tebow invented the selfless act.
Idiot.
@BenB:
Really? I've heard from a few dozen outlets that Colt McCoy beat David Greene's record.
I bet it has more to do with the fact that the old record was held by David Greene for 4 years, while the record Tebow broke was held by Herschel Walker for 26 years, so that when Colt's record is mentioned, it is mentioned less prominently.
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For me to take a joke, it actually has to be funny. And not end with wishing a college athlete to injure themselves.
And it matters because the longer a record stands, the 'bigger' it is. When McGuire beat Ruth's record in 1998, it was a huge deal. When Bonds beat McGuire's record in 2001, it wasn't. That's why.
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McGuire beat Marris' record. Sorry, brain fart.
And, just to prove you more wrong, "genius_man" (Oh, such a poor choice of names)... I'm a fan of Texas you blithering idiot.
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Also, I hope Tebow is crushed by McClain in the SECCG. I can see Urban choking back the tears as his beloved is assisted off the field.
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Seriously though...Their overly-publicized mutual adoration does seem a bit tired and a little odd.
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Source: Urban Meyer Press Conference, November 13, 2002
"We are nowhere near what we can do here. That's what's driving me right now. Everybody's worried about those other places; nothing's going on."
Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
"I was contacted by one, but I'm not interested. I love it here. We have a lot of work to do. That's the bottom line."
Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
"With recruits, that's been for two years, even before we won. [They say,] 'that guy's not going to be there very long'; that's silly ... The future is fantastic here ... I'm proud to be the football coach here. Once they get to know me, know my family, know how important it is to have continuity, my kids going to school somewhere."
Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
"I think you all but guarantee that you are one of the top two, three teams in the league every year if you get that [new athletic facility] here. I feel so strong about the academics, about the community, the environment, about the people. It's the last piece; it's a significant piece."
Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
"In the words of any Bowling Green football player today: 'I thought we were your family.' Bowling Green's players are understandably angry at Meyer for leaving. Every day he would preach team loyalty. Meyer carried his we-are-family concept to the extreme, even bunking in the same dorm with the Falcons during preseason workouts."
Source: Toledo Blade, December 13, 2002
"It [leaving Bowling Green] was one of the hardest things I've ever done. It was devastating. I didn't realize ? and maybe I wasn't thinking clearly ? but I thought it was going to be one of those things where you shake hands, give a big hug and say 'good luck.'"
Source: Deseret News, October 5, 2004
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Source: Deseret News, October 30, 2004
"I plan on coaching here for a long time."
Source: Deseret News, November 15, 2004
"Meyer told the New York Times last week, 'I'm chicken. It would be excruciating to leave. When I left Bowling Green, it was the worst three months.'"
Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
"Wrote Mike Sorenson, 'It's been well-documented that Meyer's wife, Shelley, was a big factor in Meyer taking the Utah job. She wanted to move back to the West because she enjoyed the family's time in Colorado when he was an assistant at Colorado State. Shelley and the kids seem to love the outdoor lifestyle, and she has told friends and neighbors that they aren't going anywhere.'"
Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
"Mike Sorenson wrote, 'Some folks may question his loyalty because he left Bowling Green after just two years. But Meyer has said, the six months after that was one of the hardest times of his life, because he felt so bad for leaving. Does he really want to go through that again just two years later?' [um, yes.]"
Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
"I plan on coaching at Utah next year. There's been no contact made. Period. It's almost comical. We're playing the biggest game in the history of the school and we're talking about that. That's nothing to do with nothing. [Shelley Meyer served her employer 2-weeks notice the next day.]"
Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
"Wrote Antony A Engligh, "Shelley will be heavily involved in Meyer's next move. 'She's a coach's wife, that's what she does for a living,' Bud Meyer said. 'It's a big job. It's a job that she (wants) to be informed, but she does a very good job.'""
Source: St. Petersburg Times, November 17, 2004
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Source: Deseret News, November 18, 2004
"When asked by a young boy if he was going to be the coach next year, Urban replied very directly, 'I plan on being the coach at the University of Utah next year.'"
Source: Urban Meyer Coach's Show, November 18, 2004
"Though Meyer is frequently mentioned as a candidate for more lucurative coaching jobs, he denies any contact has been made. 'I'm not out looking, so if someone's waiting for me to pick up the phone it's not going to happen,' said Meyer. And there's little chance of that over the next four days. Meyer plans to turn his telephone off over the holiday break while he spends lost time with his family. He isn't expecting a lot of calls, anyhow. Word is out that he loves Utah, Meyer explained, and schools are funny about that. Despite speculation to the contrary, including a Florida fan-based Web site that reported a deal with Meyer has already been reached, the coach insists he represents himself. And that no talks have taken place. 'I don't have an agent. People are trying to get me to have one, but I'm just not comfortable with that kind of stuff,' said Meyer. 'I'm coaching my team and taking care of my family.'"
Source: Deseret News, November 24, 2004
"[When asked about Florida:] No. I have no real comment. All I keep saying is I plan on being the coach here at Utah."
Source: Deseret News, November 30, 2004
" It's not about prestige and it's certainly not about money. In today's climate, you don't have time to build a program. Too many coaches are let go before they can build a program."
Source: Deseret News, December 2, 2004
"I'm going to a place where I think we can really win, because no good can come of losing. Losing is never good."
Source: Deseret News, December 2, 2004
"I'm the head coach at Utah. If for some reason I'm not, I still anticipate coaching in the bowl game."
Source: Deseret News, December 3, 2004
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Source: ESPN SportsCenter, December 4, 2004
"Recruiting at Utah doesn't start 'till January. That's when these kids that wanted to go to USC and UCLA find out they won't be and then the Utes get them."
Source: Press Conference, December 4, 2004
"I didn't want to put Utah into disarray. I had to do this now to protect Utah."
Source: KUTV News, December 4, 2004
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