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Urban Meyer's not a touchy-feely kind of guy -- throughout his tenure at Florida, in fact, he's been more of a "point and destroy" coach, a hardware-seeking mercenary who rarely smiles, often burns holes into players' and officials' souls with his steely gaze, constructs the facade of a humorless mumbler in front of the media and is always at ease dropping huge numbers on fleeing opponents if it suits his purposes. The grudging grins he flashed on stage during the Gators' championship celebrations in 2006 and again last January seemed somewhat obligatory, like his face would probably be sore for a week afterward.

When it comes to this year's wildly successful senior class, though, heading into its final home game Saturday against Florida State, the big galoot just can't ... he just ... can't quite ... keepittogether:

Patient viewers may have caught the best part of the interview that didn't involve a frog trying to crawl out of Meyer's throat: Because of the impact Tim Tebow has made on college football, "it's almost like selflessness is now a cool thing."

At last, after the toil and strife of Jesus, Buddha, Gandhi, Mother Theresa, countless obscure and impoverished humanitarians, teachers, clergy, parents and the fundamental moral basis of the overwhelming majority of human societies throughout the history of civilization, selflessness is finally "in" -- all thanks to Tebow. Now the Ayn Rand crowd knows on exactly which door to nail its next 95-page theses.

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  1. Nicholas M
    1. Posted by Nicholas M Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:37 pm EST

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    Because, as we all know, selflessness had never before been seen in any player on any team EVER before Tim Tebow descended from the heavens in a golden chariot while angels played harps and little puppy dogs floated skyward in red balloons made of sugar and unicorn kisses.
    Seriously, Tebow should break a leg, like immediately.
  2. jDAWG
    2. Posted by jDAWG Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:39 pm EST

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    For pete's sake, get a room already.
    Also, I'm pretty sure that cursing when speaking of Tebow is sin of the highest order. Luckily for Meyer, he probably went and made penance immediately.
  3. BenB
    3. Posted by BenB Mon Nov 23, 2009 3:43 pm EST

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    I usually don't subscribe to the media hates X team, or loves Y team type beliefs. And I certainly don't think the Texas Longhorns are overlooked by the media in most instances. But it really serves as a means for illustration how infatuated the media is with Tebow and the Tebow-led version of the Gators. When he set the SEC touchdown record, it was the top story on every college football outlet. Ss a point for comparison, there's been little national discussion of Colt assuming the lead in the all-time wins category. I can only imagine what the reaction would be if Tebow were to own the record. It's a bit much.
  4. Carl V
    4. Posted by Carl V Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:25 pm EST

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    @Nicholas M:
    Yes. That's totally what he meant. Not that his good deeds were setting a positive example for others, he meant that Tim Tebow invented the selfless act.
    Idiot.
    @BenB:
    Really? I've heard from a few dozen outlets that Colt McCoy beat David Greene's record.
    I bet it has more to do with the fact that the old record was held by David Greene for 4 years, while the record Tebow broke was held by Herschel Walker for 26 years, so that when Colt's record is mentioned, it is mentioned less prominently.
  5. scottyc5
    5. Posted by scottyc5 Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:31 pm EST

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    Tim Tebow is a poor man's Tommy Frazier. And Tommy Frazier did it with a blood clot, not an izmel.
  6. genius_man16
    6. Posted by genius_man16 Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:33 pm EST

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    Man Carl V, someone stomp on your Tebow Love Parade? Seriously, get over yourself. Learn to take a joke. And who cares if David Greene's record was only held for 4 years vs 26? Isn't the only thing that matters the win and loss column? It doesn't matter if you score 200 touchdowns in a single game if the other team scores 201. Colt McCoy's wins record is FAR, FAR more meaningful than Tebow's touchdown one. So please go back to SEC country; where every team is invincible when it comes to playing anyone outside of the south.
  7. Doghouse Reilly
    7. Posted by Doghouse Reilly Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:48 pm EST

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    Also, thanks to Tim Tebow, do you know what else is in? $4,000,000 a year coaching salaries!
  8. Moriah
    8. Posted by Moriah Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:49 pm EST

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    At least there is a role model getting GOOD press!! I want my kids looking up to him and wanting to do charity work instead of hearing about players that are involved in cheating, DUI's and armed robbery. I say give Tebow all the press you want because teenagers NEED to read about the good way more than they need to read about the bad. Quit griping and throwing the haterade becuse he's not on YOUR team.
  9. Doghouse Reilly
    9. Posted by Doghouse Reilly Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:10 pm EST

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    #8, it would be really funny to see Tebow on Notre Dame or Boston College. I don't think those fans would really want to have Tebow on their team.
  10. Carl V
    10. Posted by Carl V Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:13 pm EST

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    @#6:
    For me to take a joke, it actually has to be funny. And not end with wishing a college athlete to injure themselves.
    And it matters because the longer a record stands, the 'bigger' it is. When McGuire beat Ruth's record in 1998, it was a huge deal. When Bonds beat McGuire's record in 2001, it wasn't. That's why.
  11. Carl V
    11. Posted by Carl V Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:16 pm EST

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    Err.
    McGuire beat Marris' record. Sorry, brain fart.
    And, just to prove you more wrong, "genius_man" (Oh, such a poor choice of names)... I'm a fan of Texas you blithering idiot.
  12. jDAWG
    12. Posted by jDAWG Mon Nov 23, 2009 5:20 pm EST

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    "Haterade"... really? That's awfully clever. God I can't wait until this chapter of college football history is over.
    Also, I hope Tebow is crushed by McClain in the SECCG. I can see Urban choking back the tears as his beloved is assisted off the field.
  13. Clam
    13. Posted by Clam Mon Nov 23, 2009 6:47 pm EST

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    Herschel Walker set his record running against the usual SEC teams, mix in a Clemson game or two, TCU, BYU and the Georgia Tech games. He never had the opportunity to run down the throats of Florida International or The Citadel and all the rest of Florida's cupcakes du jour.
  14. D. Witt
    14. Posted by D. Witt Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:06 pm EST

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    So, you were watching Sportscenter too?
  15. Jim Cramer
    15. Posted by Jim Cramer Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:46 pm EST

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    @14 Herschel also didn't share the ball with Percy Harvin etc. Look at each player's TD's to carries ratio. Tebow's is better!
  16. Shecky64
    16. Posted by Shecky64 Tue Nov 24, 2009 12:46 am EST

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    I agree with #2...Tebow and Meyer really need to get a room. If UF wins the BCS title game this year, it wouldn't surprise me at all if Urban and Tebow rush into each others arms and spontaneously start making-out on the 50 yard line at the Rose Bowl.
    Seriously though...Their overly-publicized mutual adoration does seem a bit tired and a little odd.
  17. Robert
    17. Posted by Robert Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:01 pm EST

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    "This is a long term process (building a football program). I always say there are only about eight or 10 really good football programs where year in and year out they win."
    Source: Urban Meyer Press Conference, November 13, 2002
    "We are nowhere near what we can do here. That's what's driving me right now. Everybody's worried about those other places; nothing's going on."
    Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
    "I was contacted by one, but I'm not interested. I love it here. We have a lot of work to do. That's the bottom line."
    Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
    "With recruits, that's been for two years, even before we won. [They say,] 'that guy's not going to be there very long'; that's silly ... The future is fantastic here ... I'm proud to be the football coach here. Once they get to know me, know my family, know how important it is to have continuity, my kids going to school somewhere."
    Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
    "I think you all but guarantee that you are one of the top two, three teams in the league every year if you get that [new athletic facility] here. I feel so strong about the academics, about the community, the environment, about the people. It's the last piece; it's a significant piece."
    Source: Bowling Green Sentinel, December 6, 2002
    "In the words of any Bowling Green football player today: 'I thought we were your family.' Bowling Green's players are understandably angry at Meyer for leaving. Every day he would preach team loyalty. Meyer carried his we-are-family concept to the extreme, even bunking in the same dorm with the Falcons during preseason workouts."
    Source: Toledo Blade, December 13, 2002
    "It [leaving Bowling Green] was one of the hardest things I've ever done. It was devastating. I didn't realize ? and maybe I wasn't thinking clearly ? but I thought it was going to be one of those things where you shake hands, give a big hug and say 'good luck.'"
    Source: Deseret News, October 5, 2004
  18. Robert
    18. Posted by Robert Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:02 pm EST

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    "First of all, I love it here. But I'm second fiddle. My family is No. 1, and they love it here. As long as we're filling the stadium, as long as we're continuing to grow as a program and as long as I feel these student-athletes are getting the best opportunity to be a top 25 program ? which I think it is ? I'm going to be the coach here."
    Source: Deseret News, October 30, 2004
    "I plan on coaching here for a long time."
    Source: Deseret News, November 15, 2004
    "Meyer told the New York Times last week, 'I'm chicken. It would be excruciating to leave. When I left Bowling Green, it was the worst three months.'"
    Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
    "Wrote Mike Sorenson, 'It's been well-documented that Meyer's wife, Shelley, was a big factor in Meyer taking the Utah job. She wanted to move back to the West because she enjoyed the family's time in Colorado when he was an assistant at Colorado State. Shelley and the kids seem to love the outdoor lifestyle, and she has told friends and neighbors that they aren't going anywhere.'"
    Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
    "Mike Sorenson wrote, 'Some folks may question his loyalty because he left Bowling Green after just two years. But Meyer has said, the six months after that was one of the hardest times of his life, because he felt so bad for leaving. Does he really want to go through that again just two years later?' [um, yes.]"
    Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
    "I plan on coaching at Utah next year. There's been no contact made. Period. It's almost comical. We're playing the biggest game in the history of the school and we're talking about that. That's nothing to do with nothing. [Shelley Meyer served her employer 2-weeks notice the next day.]"
    Source: Deseret News, November 17, 2004
    "Wrote Antony A Engligh, "Shelley will be heavily involved in Meyer's next move. 'She's a coach's wife, that's what she does for a living,' Bud Meyer said. 'It's a big job. It's a job that she (wants) to be informed, but she does a very good job.'""
    Source: St. Petersburg Times, November 17, 2004
  19. Robert
    19. Posted by Robert Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:02 pm EST

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    "There's been no contact and I really don't anticipate any. I'm certainly not looking for a job. I love where I'm coaching."
    Source: Deseret News, November 18, 2004
    "When asked by a young boy if he was going to be the coach next year, Urban replied very directly, 'I plan on being the coach at the University of Utah next year.'"
    Source: Urban Meyer Coach's Show, November 18, 2004
    "Though Meyer is frequently mentioned as a candidate for more lucurative coaching jobs, he denies any contact has been made. 'I'm not out looking, so if someone's waiting for me to pick up the phone it's not going to happen,' said Meyer. And there's little chance of that over the next four days. Meyer plans to turn his telephone off over the holiday break while he spends lost time with his family. He isn't expecting a lot of calls, anyhow. Word is out that he loves Utah, Meyer explained, and schools are funny about that. Despite speculation to the contrary, including a Florida fan-based Web site that reported a deal with Meyer has already been reached, the coach insists he represents himself. And that no talks have taken place. 'I don't have an agent. People are trying to get me to have one, but I'm just not comfortable with that kind of stuff,' said Meyer. 'I'm coaching my team and taking care of my family.'"
    Source: Deseret News, November 24, 2004
    "[When asked about Florida:] No. I have no real comment. All I keep saying is I plan on being the coach here at Utah."
    Source: Deseret News, November 30, 2004
    " It's not about prestige and it's certainly not about money. In today's climate, you don't have time to build a program. Too many coaches are let go before they can build a program."
    Source: Deseret News, December 2, 2004
    "I'm going to a place where I think we can really win, because no good can come of losing. Losing is never good."
    Source: Deseret News, December 2, 2004
    "I'm the head coach at Utah. If for some reason I'm not, I still anticipate coaching in the bowl game."
    Source: Deseret News, December 3, 2004
  20. Robert
    20. Posted by Robert Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:03 pm EST

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    "This was a family decision. University of Florida has been in the mix since the day, uh [pause] after our rival game. ... There was no intention to hurt a great university [Notre Dame], including this university [Utah the afterthought]."
    Source: ESPN SportsCenter, December 4, 2004
    "Recruiting at Utah doesn't start 'till January. That's when these kids that wanted to go to USC and UCLA find out they won't be and then the Utes get them."
    Source: Press Conference, December 4, 2004
    "I didn't want to put Utah into disarray. I had to do this now to protect Utah."
    Source: KUTV News, December 4, 2004
  21. joshua r
    21. Posted by joshua r Tue Nov 24, 2009 2:26 pm EST

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    Thank goodness we won't be hearing about Tebow anymore, unless you follow the CFL.

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