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Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:17 pm EDT

Introducing: The Tate Forcier Pun Lexicon

By Matt Hinton

Twenty readymade plays on the surname of Michigan's new star quarterback, provided as a free service to the headline writers of America.

• "A Forcier to Be Reckoned With."

• "May the Forcier Be With You." (Alternates: "Use the Forcier," "A Jedi's strength flows from the Forcier," etc.)

• "Air Forcier." (Alternates: "Air Forcier One" or "Air Forcier Five")

• "Brute Forcier."

• "Democracy by Forcier."

• "Forcier-ing the Issue."

• "G-Forcier." (Alternate: "Centrifugal Forcier.")

• "Forcier = d/dt (mv)"

• "A Forcier of One."

• "Taken By Forcier."

• "Electromagnetic Forcier."

• "Tactical Strike Forcier."

• "Use Forcier only as a last resort."

• "Charged with excessive Forcier."

• "Hit with the Forcier of ten nuclear bombs."

• "The driving Forcier." (Alternates: "The moving Forcier," "The creative Forcier behind ..." etc.)

• "Forcier is the vital principle."

• "Between two groups of people who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but Forcier."

• "A Forcier for change."

• "The irresistible Forcier."

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"Irresistible" Forcier puns you'd like to add? Assist America's time-strapped headline writers in the comments.

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  1. Brian K
    1. Posted by Brian K Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:26 pm EDT

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    Tate Forcier Entry (Reserved for Fulmer Cup)
  2. Too much fantasy
    2. Posted by Too much fantasy Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    Forcier-field
    Excessive Forcier
    Strike-Forcier
    Task Forcier
    Forcier Feed
    Joint Forcier Operation
  3. Phil M
    3. Posted by Phil M Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:37 pm EDT

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    Blunt Forcier Trauma
  4. Paul
    4. Posted by Paul Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    Mitch Albom has already stuck his claim on "Forcier of nature."
  5. everlit1
    5. Posted by everlit1 Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    Pass The Tate Forcier
  6. everlit1
    6. Posted by everlit1 Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    Pass The Tate Forcier
  7. Misopogon
    7. Posted by Misopogon Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    Left out Fox Forcier Five!
  8. alex
    8. Posted by alex Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    I Forcier'd a collum
  9. Ron Coleman
    9. Posted by Ron Coleman Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    You were close, but: Air Forcier Won.
  10. Spazzy McGee
    10. Posted by Spazzy McGee Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    "Forcier = d/dt (mv)" awesome.
  11. Chris
    11. Posted by Chris Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    Tour de Forcier.
  12. Johnny
    12. Posted by Johnny Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:57 pm EDT

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    Nuclear Forcier.......
    I got my CouForcier...(Ladies Man lisp for effect)
    I Forcier'd all in yo face
  13. solydeoglorya
    13. Posted by solydeoglorya Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:59 pm EDT

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    Tate the En-Forcier!
  14. solydeoglorya
    14. Posted by solydeoglorya Tue Sep 15, 2009 4:59 pm EDT

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    Tate the En-Forcier!
  15. Zachary K
    15. Posted by Zachary K Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:07 pm EDT

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    It's really, really too bad that Oregon's game at the Big House wasn't pushed back two years, resulting in Tate taunting Legarrette, because we could have had Blount-Forcier Trauma
  16. Mitt Romney
    16. Posted by Mitt Romney Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:13 pm EDT

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    I will use lethal Forcier.
  17. Mitt Romney
    17. Posted by Mitt Romney Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:14 pm EDT

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    You Forciered my hand.
  18. JCCW Jerry
    18. Posted by JCCW Jerry Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:16 pm EDT

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    It's a stretch, but the Milles Borne devotee in me plays the Extra Tank in response to being Out of Gas and says "coup Forcier!"
  19. joker3pbs
    19. Posted by joker3pbs Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:21 pm EDT

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    i ain't nothin' to Forcier wit
  20. me m
    20. Posted by me m Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:31 pm EDT

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    unstoppable forcier
  21. DannyL
    21. Posted by DannyL Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:51 pm EDT

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    The Fab-Four-cier
  22. shanerry
    22. Posted by shanerry Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:08 pm EDT

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    A Forcier Majeure
    Delta Forcier
    A Forcier Unleashed
  23. shanerry
    23. Posted by shanerry Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:08 pm EDT

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    A Forcier Majeure
    Delta Forcier
    A Forcier Unleashed
  24. Richard
    24. Posted by Richard Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:10 pm EDT

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    Forcier Majeure. (Which, coincidentally, is French for toasted cheeseburger.)
  25. Doghouse Reilly
    25. Posted by Doghouse Reilly Tue Sep 15, 2009 6:15 pm EDT

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    A Forcier of Arms.
    Nemesis Enforcier.
    Michigan's Forcier Field.
    Tate Don't Foricer Comparisons To My Two Less-Talented Brothers

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