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Michigan State 24, Illinois 14. For all the negativity surrounding their 1-3 start, the Illini still had a chance to begin bailing out their sinking ship today: Michigan State, in Champaign, offered a realistic opportunity to break the Big Ten slide begun against powerhouses Ohio State and Penn State, to find some kind of spark on offense with Eddie McGee in place of longtime starter Juice Williams and set a course for .500 with Indiana and Purdue ahead. As desperate as the situation appeared, MSU was only a four-point favorite coming off its own season-salvaging win over Michigan.

Put it this way: When you make Michigan State look like Penn State and Ohio State, the hope tank is officially on empty. Mikel LeShoure's touchdown at the end of the third quarter -- with MSU up 24-0 after returning a McGee interception for a touchdown -- was Illinois' first touchdown in the first three quarters of any of the Illini's three Big Ten losses to date, which certainly look like the first of many regardless of the level of competition. A winning record and bowl game now seems completely out of the question.

Again, it's not so much that Illinois is losing against a tough schedule as it is that the Illini haven't even been competitive. There's a difference between "0-4 against good teams" -- Missouri, Ohio State, Penn State and Michigan State were 14-6 at the start of the day, five of those losses coming against ranked teams -- and "failing to produce a single positive in any aspect of the game." Coming into this game, the Illini were dead last or next-to-last in the Big Ten by almost every significant measure beyond the record -- total offense, scoring offense, passing offense, pass efficiency, total defense, scoring defense, rushing defense, pass efficiency defense, sacks, sacks allowed; name it and the Illini were languishing at the bottom, and did nothing against the Spartans to reverse any of those trends. The quarterbacks will continue to get most of the heat -- McGee was 2-of-11 and left the game after putting up the pick-six; Williams returned from exile to complete 7-of-17 -- but they were sacked five times between them and got no support from the running game or defense. This is a bad team right now in every possible respect, and even Arrelious Benn's presence on the field can't save them.

The Illini are so bad at the moment, in fact, that they have to be closing in on Washington State as the worst "Big Six" conference team in the country; I'd be a more than a little surprised Monday if they opened up as favorites at Indiana. And I think we'd all be knocked out of our seats if Ron Zook wasn't fighting off rumors of an imminent coaching change within the month. If that kind of turnaround was in the works, today was the day, and it wasn't even close.

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  1. bengalsfan726
    1. Posted by bengalsfan726 Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    The 2007 Illini - flukiest team ever to play in the Rose Bowl?
    -rupert
  2. jeremy
    2. Posted by jeremy Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:29 pm EDT

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    Illinois is an utter mess, and that Rose Bowl berth is looking more and more like a fluke. Zook should never be a head coach again, and be relegated as maybe an OC or a recruiting coordinator since he is supposedly known for bringing in good talent.
  3. The Batman
    3. Posted by The Batman Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:50 pm EDT

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    Patiently waiting for just4funsies to comment.
    As a longtime fan and alumnus of Illinois, I can only say that I've seen this episode before. Many, many times. The ineptitude of the Roon Zook era makes the ineptitude of the Ron Turner era look palatable. And the ineptitude of the Ron Turner era made the ineptitude of the Lou Tepper era look palatable.
    Ron Zook should be fired tomorrow. Ron Guenther should be fired tonight.
  4. just4funsies
    4. Posted by just4funsies Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:14 pm EDT

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    Don't want to keep you waiting too long, B-Man... Only problem is that there is nothing left to say. Zook sooks. And he will keep sooking until your AD sprouts a pair and sends him packing, so he can sook someplace else. I've nothing at all against UI, but I won't rest until Zook is a studio analyst for the Moron Sports Network.
  5. DavidB
    5. Posted by DavidB Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:30 pm EDT

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    Maybe the Illini should just fire their coach after going to a BCS game. Zook Rose Bowl in 2007, then 2008 losing record, rapidly crashing record in 2009. Turner Sugar Bowl, then losing records to two wins. Heck, just fire them right away.
    Maybe Illinois would be better off as a stepping stone job - a couple of good years, then jump to a bigger traditioned school (a la Mackovic's jump to Texas - where he was a disaster). Lou Tepper is great at Indiana (Pa), after wrecking the Illinois offense in the 90's (how many games did I sit through hoping we could win 3-0).
    Oh, for a return to early Mike White. Zillions of points, Memorial Stadium rocking (and litterally shaking), and scandals everywhere. But wait: three years after the '84 Rose Bowl brought the highly rated Brian Menkhausen, master of the bounce pass when I was a freshman.
    I guess I am right. Fire the Illinois football coach right after a BCS game, no matter who or when. Return to being a stepping stone.
  6. Da Man
    6. Posted by Da Man Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:57 pm EDT

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    My sources are saying that Brian Kelly will take over next year and they are working on a contract at this moment.
  7. just4funsies
    7. Posted by just4funsies Sun Oct 11, 2009 6:08 am EDT

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    @ Da Man: I don't know if you or "your sources" are anything close to reliable, but at least the idea is a good one. Illinois would be foolish to promote anybody from within their own heavily infected program. But why would Brian Kelly want to come to Illinois? It's a lateral move at best. This is not a football-rich environment. They won't pay for a big-name coach. They don't have a winning attitude. True, Kelly could get by there for years with a string of 4-loss seasons and minor bowl appearances, but a truly ambitious coach would definitely be looking for bigger fish to fry. It would certainly be a coup if you could get him, though.

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