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Illinois 38, Michigan 13. All the hype surrounding Illinois as a potential darkhorse coming into the season -- emanating from this blog as much as anywhere -- pinned the Illini's potential success on the veteran stars, Juice Williams and Arrelious Benn, but if their depressing catastrophe of a season has even the tiniest spark left after five straight Big Ten losses, it only exists because of an "effort play" by an obscure true freshman.

With Illinois down 13-7 on the first possession of the third quarter, Michigan's Roy Roundtree took in a short pass from Tate Forcier, broke a tackle and was off to the races to put the Wolverines up by two touchdowns. Roundtree was so obviously gone, in fact, that it hardly seemed worth it for Illinois' Terry Hawthorne to keep chasing him, until Hawthorne miraculously caught up just inside the five and dragged Roundtree down just short of the goal line. Four failed Michigan runs later, Illinois took over at its own one still trailing by only six; six plays after that, Illini running back Michael LeShoure was gone for a 70-yard touchdown that put Illinois up 14-13, the first of three straight touchdown drives by a supposedly lame-duck offense that looked like it had been hit with an adrenaline shot. The second half was the first remotely positive moment of Illinois' season, and it doesn't happen if Hawthorne concedes the touchdown along with everyone else.

That's the rah-rah, feel-good story of the day. On the other side, the verdict is most definitely in on a Michigan outfit that was brimming with so much optimism after a 4-0 September, and that verdict is: Michigan is terrible. Whatever the Wolverines were earlier in the year, now they are terrible, with four straight Big Ten losses and a blowout at the hands of the undisputed whipping boy of the conference to prove it.

Double that sentiment for the defense, which essentially has one nightmare player (dominating senior end Brandon Graham), a decent cornerback (Donovan Warren) and nine stooges -- harsh, yes, but apt for a unit giving up over 30 points and 400 yards per game against Big Ten offenses, even against this Big Ten offense, the lowest-scoring attack in the conference, which put up two touchdowns more on the Wolverines today than it had in any of its previous six games against defenses that aren't Illinois State.

With the loss, the Wolverines drop to 1-4 in Big Ten play, entering a three-way tie for dead last in the conference with Illinois and Indiana. Even after last season's historic collapse, the prospect of last place entering November would have been a colossal disappointment for Michigan partisans at the start of the year, and nearly inconceivable a month ago. But here they are.

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  1. just4funsies
    1. Posted by just4funsies Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:05 pm EDT

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    Illinois is sooooo BAD, yet they PWNED Michigan. Rich Rod should fall on his sword after this one.
  2. Coach Isiah Thompson
    2. Posted by Coach Isiah Thompson Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:48 pm EDT

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    Easy peasy, lemon juice williams squeezy!
  3. zibby
    3. Posted by zibby Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:04 pm EDT

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    Dear Michigan fans,
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
    Sincerely,
    Syracuse fans
  4. marcillac
    4. Posted by marcillac Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:29 pm EDT

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    And just think about the close calls against Notre Dame and Indiana. Oh what could have been.
  5. _
    5. Posted by _ Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:01 pm EDT

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    The worst thing of all is Matt Millen's crush on Forcier
  6. everett
    6. Posted by everett Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:06 pm EDT

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    Defensive Cord. needs to be FIRED!!! How are you NOT able to stop the Option Run when your team runs the same DARN PLAY!!! WTF, There is a reason syracuse fired his butt. I Was so Glad when Rich Rod Came to Michigan but I`m Really starting to second guess that.
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  7. Ron P
    7. Posted by Ron P Sat Oct 31, 2009 10:20 pm EDT

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    all i can say is WTF richrod???????????????????????????????
  8. Andy
    8. Posted by Andy Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:30 pm EDT

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    SO happy to see them get what they deserve for hiring Rich R. the way they did.
  9. Wcoastwingsfan
    9. Posted by Wcoastwingsfan Sun Nov 01, 2009 12:02 am EDT

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    I have completely lost faith in Rich Rod. But I do think Brian Kelly would have looked good in maize and blue. Oh well, best lessons are the hardest learned.
  10. genius_man16
    10. Posted by genius_man16 Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:53 am EDT

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    Wolverines goin 6-6 this year?
    Hell, if Purdue plays like it did at Ohio State, 5-7 is likely.
    LOL
    Good, Rich Rod deserves this for being the F-ing dick he was for snubbing West Virginia for Michigan, and Michigan deserves all this for hiring him in the first place.
    Shoulda stayed where you were Rich, you'd be doing better, and still have a chance to win National Titles.
  11. Ancient Chinese Secret
    11. Posted by Ancient Chinese Secret Sun Nov 01, 2009 1:01 am EST

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    There will never be enough of Forcier's suffering to please me. More! More, I say!
  12. chief lives on
    12. Posted by chief lives on Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:33 am EST

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    All about Michigan, even when they lose haha...pitiful.
    I-L-L...I-N-I
    Unlike Michigan fans when Illinois loses I don't &$%@! on forums about another teams showing.
    Pathetic!
  13. chief lives on
    13. Posted by chief lives on Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:35 am EST

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    Illini nation stand up and cheer your team on to vicotry
  14. chief lives on
    14. Posted by chief lives on Sun Nov 01, 2009 3:35 am EST

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    Oskee wow wow, illinois!!!
  15. BillK
    15. Posted by BillK Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:41 am EST

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    Juice Williams is dumber than a brick. He will not go to the next level.
  16. Big Jim
    16. Posted by Big Jim Sun Nov 01, 2009 10:30 am EST

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    CHEER--All hail the Fightning ZOOKs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. CHIPSWON
    17. Posted by CHIPSWON Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:28 am EST

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    WOW, look at all the bitter WVU fans!
  18. bigboo's bro
    18. Posted by bigboo's bro Sun Nov 01, 2009 11:30 am EST

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    University of Michigan leadership really needs to take a look in the mirror and honestly answer the following: would we be this bad if we had not sold out to hire RichRod? His performance is not just bad, but approaching worst in school history bad, and that is alot of history. Given him more time, and you will just end up more dependent on gimmickry, academically "marginal" talent, and personnel unable to adjust to different systems on either side of the ball. Here is the ugly secret about the RichRod's out there: they think they are bigger than the schools, the programs, and the players. And they will turn on you in a heartbeat if they think you disagree.
  19. MJ
    19. Posted by MJ Sun Nov 01, 2009 8:50 pm EST

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    This is why TCU deserves a shot at the BIG DANCE! One of the best defenses in the country! One of the most underrated offenses in the country? Now here is why they deserve a shot over the other guys...
    Florida- they are so up and down, who would TCU play against them?
    Texas= The best matchup of all! This would be a great game....
    Bama= Their only offense is Ingram, and TCU is best at stopping the run. Note 2, we saw last year what Utah did to them last year...
    Iowa= they lucked out yesterday... "did they take the refs with them to the game?"
    Cinci= they are good but not as good as TCU, who did they play again?
    Boise= you gotta love them, but that game happened last year!!! Do we really wanna see this game in the national championship?
    When will TCU get some love? If they got to play on the larger networks people would understand.... I have been involved in college football for a long time and understand how it all works.. Its about money, Now because of this the PR guys for the Mountwest need to wake up NOW!!! Start screaming national championship NOW... dont wait till the season is over!!!
  20. Steve G
    20. Posted by Steve G Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:30 pm EST

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    RichRod is getting cursed for leaving his alma mater the way he did. How far Michigan football has fallen. I don't think I'll bother watching OSU-Michigan this year as it has lost its luster.
  21. James K
    21. Posted by James K Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:55 pm EST

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    It Takes time people, 4-0 and everyone gets a chubby. We probably wont be that great next year either, but in a couple years Tate, Denard, or Devin its going to be awesome. Steve G really your not going to watch the Mich-Osu game because its lost its luster?...You probably watched last year though didnt you? Do you honestly think that last years team was better? or that osu is better this year? If both teams play the way they should it should be a shootout.

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