Thu Mar 19, 2009 7:43 am EDT
• And you call yourselves coaches. Former Texas Tech quarterback Graham Harrell threw for 15,793 yards and 134 touchdowns in his 45-game career for the Red Raiders. Last season alone, he had over 5,000 passing yards and 45 TDs.
Despite the fact that he's thrown for more TDs than anyone else in major college history, the NFL still views Harrell as just the next in a long line of "system" QBs who will undoubtedly fail at the next level.
What does Red Raider coach Mike Leach think of that? Giant load of the stinkiest hooey:
You bring up easily the most pitiful NFL cop-out of all.
And you can send that message to the whole NFL. Any coach who has ever said or uttered those words or considers that a concern, here's my message for them: How could you possibly look yourself in the mirror and consider yourself an NFL coach and not be able to teach a guy to run back three steps, five steps and seven steps? I can teach a child that. Any coach in the NFL who can't do that ought to be fired.
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I only need a three-hour window. I'll have a great clinic for all the NFL coaches who are so horrible that they can't teach a guy to take a snap under center and go backwards.
Yeah, buckets and buckets of hooey. With chunks and hair.
• Hide that bracket! The NCAA basketball tournament tips off today, but don't let UCLA coach Rick Neuheisel's wife catch you with a bracket. Neuheisel recently told Dan Patrick that his children had asked about filling out a bracket, and "his wife went after them like an NFL linebacker." And not just any NFL linebacker, but Ray Lewis. And not just any Ray Lewis, but a "young Ray Lewis," said Neuheisel.
Well, you might turn on your offspring with malicious intent, too, if your husband had been fired by the University of Washington for winning an NCAA Tournament bracket pool in 2003. Learn life's lessons vicariously, dear readers: if you must play, at least don't win.
Quickly ... All of that ridiculous chest-thumping and otherwise impudent public rhetoric? All part of the plan, says Lane Kiffin. ... Clemson reported a total of six secondary NCAA violations for an eight-month period ending in February. ... Former Florida Gator Percy Harvin impressed those in attendance at yesterday's Pro Day in Gainesville. ... Former Miami QB Robert Marve has Nebraska on his short list. ... Former Nebraska and North Carolina State QB Harrison Beck is now transferring to North Alabama. ... Pittsburgh receiver T.J. Porter was suspended indefinitely on the heels of his second arrest for DUI.
When not attempting to fill in Dr. Saturday's spacious shoes, Joel Hollingsworth blogs at the SB Nation Tennessee Volunteer community Rocky Top Talk.
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I remember seeing a quote from a scout within the past year saying that he thought David Carr still has what it takes to be a starter in the NFL, but the Texans screwed his development up so much that to fix it would require more effort than any team is willing to spend on him. I wonder how many other players are in the same boat.
And I am 100% behind Leach here. If you want to talk about teaching a player to read a defense while dropping back, that's one thing. But the actual physical motion of dropping back? Seriously guys, high school coaches teach that successfully all the time.
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