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After a month-and-a-half out of the spotlight, wounded and patron saint of blog hits Erin Andrews has done the Oprah thing, which you may watch in all its weepy yet empowering glory when it hits airwaves next Tuesday. (Of course you'll be watching anyway; just a head's up.) More importantly for our purposes, though, E.A. will be making her triumphant return to the sideline for Thursday night's N.C. State-South Carolina kickoff, her first live appearance since the infamous peephole video raced around the Web last month:

Andrews will be reporting from the sidelines Thursday when ESPN televises the college football season opener between South Carolina and host N.C. State. She last appeared on the network as part of its ESPY Awards broadcast July 19. Network officials, who will accompany her to N.C. State, said she had a scheduled vacation through September and was not off the air because of the taping incident.

It seems safe to say that she would have been off the air no matter what she had scheduled following the uproar over the ultimate invasion of her privacy -- some of which amplified that invasion -- if only because she was being hounded by paparazzi. (Entertainment Tonight was denied credentials to cover her return.) But also because, frankly, watching her is going to make a lot of regular viewers feel a little bit creepy. The once-harmless leering at home seems destined to be either replaced by or at least dripping with awkwardness and minor guilt from anyone who ever acknowledged her attractiveness. Players will keep their distance. Lighthearted banter with the guys in the booth is going to seem a little forced no matter how smoothly it comes off; when she chases after coaches for a halftime interview, there will be a little voice wondering, "Do you think he saw the video?" Because deep down, her colleagues are not appreciably different than the leering jerks at home -- no doubt they've looked, brushed, fantasized, possibly commented in some way, because there are no known exceptions to this pathological male behavior. Still, a large part of Andrews' appeal as a sex symbol was always that she wasn't actually a sex symbol at all, not really, and the fact that she was made into one in such a ghastly, illegal way, against her will, is going to make her charming girl-next-door persona a nonstarter for many, many viewers.

Or that's the first quarter, anyway. With any luck, Andrews' underrated professionalism will carry the day and a relieved audience can shelve its chauvinism with minimal squirming. But it's liable to be a quiet little psychodrama there for a few minutes.

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  1. Zachary K
    1. Posted by Zachary K Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:51 pm EDT

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    Oh come on, you've gotta send her to Boise. It's too bad that most of the east coast is gonna be asleep by the time that shizz starts, because it's gonna be incredible.
  2. Butt Pirate
    2. Posted by Butt Pirate Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:45 pm EDT

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    Fapping...
  3. Mr. Dixie
    3. Posted by Mr. Dixie Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:22 pm EDT

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    silverking84.... you are just as sick as the pervert who did that to her. NO ONE deserves what happened to her! If that was your mother... or an aunt.. (I know you can't have a girlfriend or wife, so I won't include them) you would't be able to contain yourself. Erin Andrews is a great sideline reporter and you can go and read the many columns and articles around stating that much to be true. esp from her collegues. Is she beautiful?? Yes. does she flaunt it around or wear outrageous dress and promote herself that way?? not a second. and for you to be a HATER and bash on her, rather than the person who wrote the article you disagree with.... your pathetic.
    of course she owes males 18-45 her career... she's as SPORTS reporter... target demo d-bag!! she's perfect... she does great work, and she's great to look at... win win, LOSER!
  4. sam
    4. Posted by sam Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:29 pm EDT

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    HEY oprah you need to do stories with more meaning,LIke the one book I read SECRETS EXPOSED! about nascar and racism,those people in nascar are still discriminating aganist people of color now thats a story ,because this story displays some one of your race being discriminated against,and then robbed by nascar because he was an afro american this just happened recently,now this is something people want hear, this book is a total bust,busting nascar stealing and practicing racism at the same time,and nascar is quiet with know comment because there finally busted,I think you should really put nascar on your rader, this is 2009 know one should still be putting up with racism,and people using excuses on why afro americans are not in there sport when people are being stopped and discriminated against,at nascar's , front office keeping afro americans out of there sport, america is suppose to be a free land with oppurtunity,with out some one judging some one because of there skin color and dening the dreams and oppurtunity because of the color of there skin, now thats a story!
  5. Dignan
    5. Posted by Dignan Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:03 am EDT

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    Hinton, your point of view on this issue is an embarrassment to Y-chromosomes everywhere.
  6. Display Name
    6. Posted by Display Name Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:27 am EDT

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    Sam, why don't you post that another half dozen times?
    Matt I really enjoy your blog. You rarely go off topic. So I guess you're due.
    But I've got to agree with silverking. Erin Andrews isn't Erin Andrews without the sex appeal. While I do think her privacy was violated, I also know it may well end up being a bonanza for her. Certainly the tape is off the charts in the creep factorm but that she has put on such a facade of being so blase about her sexual appeal is a crock. She could just as easily wear sweats as those tight shirts. They know what they're marketing and it goes well beyond her abilities in journalism or broadcasting.
    ESPN & Erin are both going to take this to the bank. No one forced her in front of the camera. No one made her jut her chest out and prance around the sidelines in heels. No one made her sign a contract. In this day and age, being a millionaire celebrity is not going to get my sympathy.
  7. just4funsies
    7. Posted by just4funsies Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:25 am EDT

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    I agree that EA has used her looks and sex appeal to further her career, and that it now seems latently hypocritical for her to "object to her objectification". But the difference is that THIS episode was without her permission or control. She has a right to flaunt it when SHE WANTS TO, but nobody has a right to take advantage of her and violate her in this most personal and disturbing way.
  8. Expedia F
    8. Posted by Expedia F Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:42 am EDT

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    You live by the Tlts and A$S, you die by the Tlts and A$S.
  9. Rob R
    9. Posted by Rob R Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:43 am EDT

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    Hinton: EA wasn't a sex symbol before the peephole video?! Are you kidding?! Apparently, you haven't seen her at the ESPYs any of the past few years. Surely, you realize that Playboy named her America's sexiest sportscaster.
    I'm not saying she TRIES to be a sex symbol (though I believe she posed for Maxim recently)...I'm just saying she IS one and has been one for some time now.
  10. PurdueMatt
    10. Posted by PurdueMatt Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:57 am EDT

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    To say that she wasn't a sex symbol is ridiculous. I remember that Cubs/Brewers game she worked last year in that short skirt and the way she was flirting with the Cubs players in the lockerroom before the game. She loves the attention and she isn't stupid.
  11. Devin
    11. Posted by Devin Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:58 am EDT

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    She would not have gotten that job if she was butt ugly!! Come on, its almost 2010. Sex sells! Everyone knows that! More ratings with a good looking sideline reporter than someone like Lou Holtz!!!! Lets just be real!!!
  12. Devin
    12. Posted by Devin Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:58 am EDT

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    She would not have gotten that job if she was butt ugly!! Come on, its almost 2010. Sex sells! Everyone knows that! More ratings with a good looking sideline reporter than someone like Lou Holtz!!!! Lets just be real!!!
  13. Brian
    13. Posted by Brian Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:21 am EDT

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    Hey sam #5, there's no racism in NASCAR, it's just that the Brothers know they can't sip on a 40-ounce Bull and do the Detroit Lean going 185 mph. And, they can't put a big, thumpin' woofer in the trunk because, well, there is no trunk. Not to mention that big 22-inch spinner rims won't fit in the wheel well.
    THAT'S why there are no blacks racing stock cars...
    ROFLMAO @ you!!
  14. Mr. Blutto
    14. Posted by Mr. Blutto Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:24 am EDT

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    Wow...she still looks good. Not as good as she does naked, but still pretty good!
  15. Peanut
    15. Posted by Peanut Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:32 am EDT

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    silverking84 i agree 100%. She is where she is at because she sits to go to the bathroom... not solely on what she knows about sports.
  16. Greg R
    16. Posted by Greg R Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:35 am EDT

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    Wow, just wow on the some of the comments. I think Matt is right.
  17. Mr. Blutto
    17. Posted by Mr. Blutto Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:37 am EDT

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    Several observations:
    Silverking hit it right on the head!
    Oprah should not let herself be filmed anywhere near EA.
    And EA is who we thought she was.
    We should take op a collection to get Hinton some Neuticals because this dude has obviously been castrated.
  18. Hitman
    18. Posted by Hitman Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:13 am EDT

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    I se Orca is still eating well.
  19. plwarre
    19. Posted by plwarre Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:13 am EDT

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    The idea that if you are pretty and a TV personality and female, you automatically are some sort of porn star and shouldn't pretend any different is asinine, offensive, and wrong. It also reflects poorly on those who spout it.
  20. Jay
    20. Posted by Jay Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:19 am EDT

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    You mean Okra? or Orca?
  21. M m
    21. Posted by M m Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:36 am EDT

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    she's got her hand out in the photo like "can i get paid for this?"
  22. shorty
    22. Posted by shorty Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:52 am EDT

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    By being on Oprah EA you have lowered your standards
  23. HOOK
    23. Posted by HOOK Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:59 am EDT

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    Silverking is right. Us dudes have been drooling to see her in at least a bikini and no one was able to catch her with one on. That caused some crazy dude to video tape her. I mean, I want to see her naked as much as every other dude but I am not goingt o go video tape her.
  24. HOOK
    24. Posted by HOOK Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:59 am EDT

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    I mean come on. You can't be that sexy and at least show a little body.

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