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Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:16 am EST

Caption Contest: Nick Saban is crushing your head

By Matt Hinton

Nick Saban is a passionate man, and Alabama is 12-0. But what is he trying to communicate during Saturday's dramatic win in the Iron Bowl?

• Our invisible center is way too tall.

• Nick Saban, head coach of the University of Alabama, describes to assistants precisely how to construct his post-game pastrami sandwich.

• Get out of Mark Ingram's hip, foul demons!

• I knew we never should have let coach hold that priceless crystal bust of "The Bear Looks to Heaven."

• At long last the Messiah Recruit is birthed from the spirit realm into my possession!!! Bwahahaha!!

• Patty-cake!

Leave your best guesses below.

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  1. genius_man16
    1. Posted by genius_man16 Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:44 am EST

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    What's do the scouts say about his power level?
  2. Brian B
    2. Posted by Brian B Sat Nov 28, 2009 9:54 am EST

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    It was amazing I tell ya, when Cody jumped, he got this far off the ground!
  3. Matt
    3. Posted by Matt Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:18 am EST

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    I understand he's excited, but those are the worst jazz hands I've ever seen
  4. Dave
    4. Posted by Dave Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:20 am EST

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    Kaaa-meeeeee-haaaaaa-meeeee-haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
  5. Connecticut
    5. Posted by Connecticut Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:38 am EST

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    for reality's sake, i'm sure this was when mcelroy tried a short lateral or shovel pass and the receiver dropped the ball...
    or he's just really into that interpretive dance
  6. TL135
    6. Posted by TL135 Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:09 am EST

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    "If I don't get a stack of $100s this high in the next minute I'm outta here!"
  7. steviethe1
    7. Posted by steviethe1 Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:21 am EST

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    Abra ka-dabra, hocus pocus....yeah ! i'm gonna kick me some gator - nocus !!!!!!!!!!
  8. allhailcale
    8. Posted by allhailcale Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:22 am EST

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    "don't you know who i am?!!! i will crush you all!!!! bwahahahahahaha!!!!!"
  9. footabama
    9. Posted by footabama Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:26 am EST

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    PUSH.....PUSH!! I can see the head!Its a running back!!
  10. Anton
    10. Posted by Anton Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:33 am EST

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    Bison and Guile have nothing on me! ARUKEN!!!!
  11. Jams
    11. Posted by Jams Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:52 am EST

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    Alabama goes Super Saiyban: http://twitpic.com/rbkgb
  12. allhailcale
    12. Posted by allhailcale Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:09 pm EST

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    Short-Round: "Indy! Cover your heart!!!"
    Saban: "KALIMAAAAH!!!"
  13. lloyd christmas
    13. Posted by lloyd christmas Sat Nov 28, 2009 12:33 pm EST

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    Hadouken!
  14. samdapoet
    14. Posted by samdapoet Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:22 pm EST

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    "When the baby comes out you put your hands like this."
  15. DDay
    15. Posted by DDay Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:47 pm EST

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    Kamea ha meaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. g h
    16. Posted by g h Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:15 pm EST

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    I swear my hemeroid it's it's this Freaking big!!!!!
  17. g h
    17. Posted by g h Sat Nov 28, 2009 2:17 pm EST

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    I stuck it in LSU's ass until it was this big
  18. squirrelyearl
    18. Posted by squirrelyearl Sat Nov 28, 2009 3:55 pm EST

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    It's all part and parcel, the whole "Bama coaching gig". PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!!! Itty bitty living space...
  19. Crystal
    19. Posted by Crystal Sat Nov 28, 2009 4:48 pm EST

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    next we are going to take the gators and shove them up the CBS announcers' a@@es!
  20. Robert C
    20. Posted by Robert C Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:02 pm EST

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    If you play like this next week, the Gators are gonna chomp your butts like this....
  21. Jason
    21. Posted by Jason Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:29 pm EST

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    Ka-Me-Ha-Me-HAAAAAA!!!!!
  22. Jason
    22. Posted by Jason Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:30 pm EST

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    Oh curses, I really should read comments.
  23. Josh
    23. Posted by Josh Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:36 pm EST

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    Screw up again and next time I'm gonna crawl so far up in you butt every time you have a thought it's gonna have to cross my mind first!
  24. jimkathyin98
    24. Posted by jimkathyin98 Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:43 pm EST

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    I learned this mime exercise at clown school.

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