Michigan offensive lineman Mark Ortmann and Arkansas receivers Joe Adams were experiencing wildly different emotions Saturday: Ortmann watched his team melt down in the second half en route to its fourth straight Big Ten loss; Adams celebrated his return from a three-game absence attributed to "minor stroke" by bringing in two touchdowns in the Razorbacks' 63-27 laugher over Halloween treat Eastern Michigan.

But one thing Adams and Ortmann did share was their ability to express those divergent vibes in the most uncomfortable possible way for those around them:

The way the Big Ten has been handling similar outbursts this year, Ortmann might expect a one-game suspension coming his way, oh, any day now for his subtle groin shot at Illinois' Corey Liuget. Adams' accidental assault on teammate Grant Cook's prized possession probably won't bring any retribution (not publicly, anyway), but elsewhere in the SEC, Florida's eye-gouging linebacker, Brandon Spikes, may not be so lucky -- keep an eye on the suddenly ornery SEC office.

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Hat tip: The Wiz and AnnArbor.com