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Purdue 38, Michigan 36. Mathematically, Michigan is still alive for a bowl game, but at this point, that's like saying "Chrysler is still solvent" or "People are still watching the new Jay Leno show." Technically, yes: At 5-5, if the Wolverines upset Wisconsin on the road or end their five-year losing streak against Ohio State, a bid to the Little Caesar's Bowl may be waiting for them.

Let's rephrase that with a few more pieces of key information: If the Wolverines snap out of a five-game conference losing streak in which they've now allowed 500 yards and 38 points apiece to Illinois and Purdue in back-to-back weeks to knock off one of the top teams in the conference, they can eke out a bid to the least prestigious postseason date in school history. That's the best-case scenario.

Today, at home against another struggling outfit struggling just to stay out of the conference cellar (Purdue was routed last week 37-0 by Wisconsin), was the chance for Michigan to end that malaise and salvage whatever goodwill remained from the 4-0 start in September. Instead, the beleaguered secondary gave up four completions of at least 30 yards in the worst aerial assault against Wolverine D (367 yards) since USC in the 2006/07 Rose Bowl. Aside from defensive end Brandon Graham, this rock-bottom defense is like last year's rock-bottom offense: Outmanned, condemned from the outset by a shockingly bare cupboard at key positions and careening quickly toward historic depths every time the ball goes in the air.

That's a sobering comparison on its face, particularly for what it implies in the big picture: Assuming the chalk holds against Wisconsin and Ohio State, Michigan is on pace not only to miss a bowl game for the second year in a row, but to finish 1-7 in Big Ten play with seven consecutive losses, a regression from the unthinkable catastrophe of finishing 2-6 in conference games last year. Rich Rodriguez's second team seemed to establish the bare minimum of its requirements -- just don't be as bad as Rich Rodriguez's first team, please -- by beating Notre Dame at the last second and avoiding another embarrassing loss to the equivalent of Toledo during that 4-0 start. Back-to-back defenses collapses to obviously reeling outfits from Purdue and Illinois, though, threaten to erase all of that: Unless the Wolverines manage to pull a stunning upset over a top-25 rival in the last two weeks of the season -- or somehow shut down the Badgers' and Buckeyes' offenses in close, spirited losses -- Michigan is going to end this season just as it ended 2008, wallowing in the Big Ten cellar with Indiana, probably looking for yet another defensive coordinator and definitely still wondering how and when it's ever going to manage to crawl its way back into the light.

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  1. Stephen
    1. Posted by Stephen Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:08 pm EST

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    Why would anyone think that a rinky dink offense that worked in a mickey mouse conference like the Big East would work in the Big 10? Thank God Bama missed on that turkey Rod.
  2. zibby
    2. Posted by zibby Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:20 pm EST

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    So you look at a game that ends 38-36 and you find fault with Rodriguez's offense?
    The problem can be summed up in one word: GERG. Please, Michigan, keep him as your DC. I love watching him fail.
  3. Gary
    3. Posted by Gary Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:24 pm EST

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    Because the same kind of offense won Tim Tebow a Heisman? Because that same kind of offense resurrected Northwestern and made Purdue a power in the Big Ten? Because that same kind of offense caused Oklahoma, Texas and Texas Tech to explode all over the Big 12 South? If Rodriguez could oversign like they do at Alabama, things might not be nearly as bad.
    But you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
  4. TB
    4. Posted by TB Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:27 pm EST

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    Stephen M - did you just read that article? The 'rinky dink offense' is not the problem here. Putting up 36 pts on 400+ yds should win 90%+ games. The back 7 on that defense is beyond horrible. They need to keep GERG around, though, for some continuity. 4 DCs in 4 years is not the answer.
  5. PhilipH
    5. Posted by PhilipH Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:46 pm EST

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    And won 3 more games than last year...that wouldn't be bad.
  6. ebentley711
    6. Posted by ebentley711 Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:47 pm EST

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    Stephen M - That rinky dink offense averages 32 ppg and 400 yards and is the only reason Michigan has a win vs. a BCS school.
  7. BMT
    7. Posted by BMT Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:28 pm EST

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    Supposedly, Michigan has highly recruited players on defense. It just doesn't make sense that their defense is so poor.
  8. Michael F
    8. Posted by Michael F Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:42 pm EST

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    I'd love to know two things:
    1) What the average retension rate during coaching changes is. Michigan barely kept half of its players from the last couple years under Carr.
    2) Why the hell no one seemed to think it was important to bring in defensive backs the last two years.
    RR recruited almost all offense for his first class to try to convert to his system - and they're paying for it by starting two walkons in their secondary in one of the more prestigious football programs in the country. I'm still amazed at how that can physically happen - you can't blame it all on Carr, he still pulled in some of the top recruiting classes in the big ten right up until he retired.
  9. bigboo's bro
    9. Posted by bigboo's bro Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:54 pm EST

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    A very poor and ethically questionable decision to poach a very high maintenance coach of very low moral character is paying the dividends Michigan deserves. As Navy showed today, the ND victory was no big deal. Those who are still making apologies for RichRod should take their lips off his tailpipe for a minute and look at their Wolverine history books. You have to go back quite a ways to find a team as uncompetitive as this one. And please stop with excuses about recruiting--Michigan is (or at least was) a first tier program and always able to land top athletes. Blame the right people--RichRod and the AD he rode in on--and not the previous successful coach or the players, who were all winners before getting hijacked by RichRod. Fire him now.
  10. Mud Dauber
    10. Posted by Mud Dauber Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:04 pm EST

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    It's another great week in Mountaineer Nation. We salute you, Big Blue. Keep the jerk another year.
  11. _
    11. Posted by _ Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:27 pm EST

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    It's funny seeing an idiot from West Virginia making fun of Michigan. Kind of like the fat ugly girl making fun of the stupid ugly girl.
  12. KG
    12. Posted by KG Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:28 pm EST

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    Time for rich rod to get outa ann arbor
  13. michiganlady
    13. Posted by michiganlady Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:40 pm EST

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    Heres what I saw today...Purdue team being cowards in the last 2 minutes by wasting 50 seconds of play time out of fear that Michigan would move the ball close enough to get a field goal and therefore beat them..
  14. OIFL
    14. Posted by OIFL Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:20 pm EST

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    How is that cowardly? That's smart football. Michigan's fallen apart and RichRod's looking on his way out.
  15. stu s
    15. Posted by stu s Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:33 pm EST

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    "Heres what I saw today...Purdue team being cowards in the last 2 minutes by wasting 50 seconds of play time out of fear that Michigan would move the ball close enough to get a field goal and therefore beat them.."
    COMMENT FAIL
  16. Joshua
    16. Posted by Joshua Sat Nov 07, 2009 10:47 pm EST

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    Com'n blue fans!!! Did you honestly think this fluke of a coach was gonna be the answer to this sorry program? Hate to be the burden of bad news but this guy is a joke. If you took the time to actually look for a credible coach instead of panic'n then you might be looking at a slightly better than .500 season at this point. Better luck next time. You stuck with a lemon. Til then..... GO VOLS!!!!!
  17. Jaime
    17. Posted by Jaime Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:20 am EST

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    I am so sick of all this negativity, most of it is from all these out-of-state individuals that have no idea what is really going on with the program. All pessimisitic, jealous, cry babies that have nothing better to do then kick a team when it is down. They win together and they lose together. RRod has made some boneheaded calls, but so do a lot of coaches. He is better then he was last year (slightly), but Rome wasn't built in a day!!! Patience, patience unfortunely many Michigan fans don't have any and if we fire RRod then our program will suffer for another 2-3 yrs. All the out-of-staters need to worry about your own team, its funny how you guys get your pathetic jollies off of talking smack about our program, the winningest program in college football!!!! Worry about your backyard, ours will be fine in a couple of years, patience........!!!!!
  18. troot_60
    18. Posted by troot_60 Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:36 am EST

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    "winningest program in college football"
    That's a great point, if you give a hoot about wins from 1869-1906. The rest of us prefer wins from times when helmets weren't made of dead cows. In the modern era, Big Ten rivals Penn State and Ohio State both have more wins than Michigan, and Rich Rodriguez is doing his best to expand the gap. Following this season, Michigan will fall to 7th on the Modern Era wins list, as both Alabama and Oklahoma will surpass them with their current records.
    Keep clinging to those 19th-Century wins! You're the "winningest"!
  19. troot_60
    19. Posted by troot_60 Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:45 am EST

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    And if you count the modern era as the advent of two-platoon football and plastic helmets, then we count from 1950 onward...
    Total Wins 1950-present
    1 Oklahoma 515
    2 Nebraska 501
    3 Penn State 494
    4 Ohio State 492
    5 Boise State 490
    6 Texas 489
    7 Alabama 484
    8 USC 474
    9 Tennessee 469
    10 Michigan 467
    Hooray for number 10!
    Ah, but we're just out-of-state haters, right? We don't know what's going on with the program. It's a fact that once you establish a Michigan address, RichRod comes to your house to give you the inside scoop on the program. If you're out-of-state...you know NOTHING.
  20. marcillac
    20. Posted by marcillac Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:33 am EST

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    Still more reason to lament the close wins over Notre Dame and Indiana, especially in light of the subsequent ... um ... successes of those 2 denizens of the Hoosier state. And really where is RichRod without the somewhat lucky coups of picking of White and Slaton. Were it not for that somewhat unfortunate kerfuffle about academics, Jim Harbaugh could be on his way very very shortly. And just think what he could do with the easy academic standards at Ann Arbour.
  21. Misopogon
    21. Posted by Misopogon Sun Nov 08, 2009 7:35 am EST

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    Thanks for the linkage, Doc. Part II of that series lives here: http://mgoblog.com/diaries/decimated-defense-part-ii-statisticating, and I think is the better of the two.
    I had hopes when I spent a weekend putting that together that it would end once-and-for-all the "world is flat" pontification of, e.g., "bigboo's bro." Unfortunately, the existence of and free, unlimited access to good, rigorous information (even when it's sitting just six inches away) has never really stopped the unintelligent and ill-intentioned.
    It is a statement of this program's astounding historical wealth, I think, that so many people find it unthinkable for MICHIGAN to ever have "bare cupboard." Why, when we can all get behind the ostensibly preposterous idea that "Joshua" and Shakespeare were of the same species, is this so hard to believe?
  22. Woodland Park CGO
    22. Posted by Woodland Park CGO Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:48 am EST

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    I'm a Buckeye, born and raised in Columbus, ushered at Ohio Stadium as a kid when Woody was on the sideline and Archie Griffin was in the backfield. I may be in the minority, but I don't like it when Michigan is down. It makes other games the biggest game of the year for OSU, which doesn't fit into the way I understand the universe.
    Michigan forgot who they were when they hired coach Rod. They should have taken someone with Michigan connections. I'm sure there was an assistant on Carr's staff that could have been promoted. They have had the most success when hiring from within (Carr) or at least when they got someone with a Big Ten background who understands the Big Game (Bo).
  23. Scotty
    23. Posted by Scotty Sun Nov 08, 2009 8:51 am EST

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    Does anyone have the stats on the number of Defense snaps at Michigan over the last 3-4 seasons?
    I'd be interested in seeing if part of the problem is that the defense is on the field quite a bit more often because of the no-huddle factor. It essentially lengthens the game from the perspective of the number of plays being run. While the offense gets more snaps - it is also more snaps for the opposition offense too. The style of offense CAN and MUST mesh with the strengths/weaknesses of the defense.
    Michigan's offense really hasn't progressed much - and I really do not think RichRod has shown good coaching by ADAPTING his system to the personnel. Rather it is like seeing a toddler try and ram square pegs into round holes. Witness what Urban Meyer did at Florida - adapted his schemes to the personnel - and he CONTINUALLY does this.
    If the players don't fit the system - the system must fit the players. That is NOT on Greg Robinson - it is on the Offensive staff. While Michigan's defense is far from good - I doubt a change in co-ordinators will help - maybe a change of the emphasis on FUNDAMENTAL FOOTBALL - BLOCKING & TACKLING will turn it around and that goes right to the head guy's responsibility.
  24. Jeff
    24. Posted by Jeff Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:38 am EST

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    Hey UM just want to say you got what you paid for with RR, the look on RRs face after the "LOSS TO PURDUE" I think I`ll use that for my Christmascard this year, Still a BIG WV FAN. LET`S GO MOUNTANEERS.
  25. kevin
    25. Posted by kevin Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:23 am EST

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    This just in Michigan is awful, so is their coach, whats worse is that 106,000 people get their hearts broken at every home game, if im a Michigan fan im asking for my money back. Troot60, if you live in the past you die in the past. Its a what have you done for me lately all michigan has done for me is give me atleast 1 sure winner to bet on every week, Bet the house that Ohio State spanks them too. Why are their 11 teams in a conference and they call themselves the Big 10, maybe thats where the problem lies

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