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Purdue 38, Michigan 36. Mathematically, Michigan is still alive for a bowl game, but at this point, that's like saying "Chrysler is still solvent" or "People are still watching the new Jay Leno show." Technically, yes: At 5-5, if the Wolverines upset Wisconsin on the road or end their five-year losing streak against Ohio State, a bid to the Little Caesar's Bowl may be waiting for them.
Let's rephrase that with a few more pieces of key information: If the Wolverines snap out of a five-game conference losing streak in which they've now allowed 500 yards and 38 points apiece to Illinois and Purdue in back-to-back weeks to knock off one of the top teams in the conference, they can eke out a bid to the least prestigious postseason date in school history. That's the best-case scenario.
Today, at home against another struggling outfit struggling just to stay out of the conference cellar (Purdue was routed last week 37-0 by Wisconsin), was the chance for Michigan to end that malaise and salvage whatever goodwill remained from the 4-0 start in September. Instead, the beleaguered secondary gave up four completions of at least 30 yards in the worst aerial assault against Wolverine D (367 yards) since USC in the 2006/07 Rose Bowl. Aside from defensive end Brandon Graham, this rock-bottom defense is like last year's rock-bottom offense: Outmanned, condemned from the outset by a shockingly bare cupboard at key positions and careening quickly toward historic depths every time the ball goes in the air.
That's a sobering comparison on its face, particularly for what it implies in the big picture: Assuming the chalk holds against Wisconsin and Ohio State, Michigan is on pace not only to miss a bowl game for the second year in a row, but to finish 1-7 in Big Ten play with seven consecutive losses, a regression from the unthinkable catastrophe of finishing 2-6 in conference games last year. Rich Rodriguez's second team seemed to establish the bare minimum of its requirements -- just don't be as bad as Rich Rodriguez's first team, please -- by beating Notre Dame at the last second and avoiding another embarrassing loss to the equivalent of Toledo during that 4-0 start. Back-to-back defenses collapses to obviously reeling outfits from Purdue and Illinois, though, threaten to erase all of that: Unless the Wolverines manage to pull a stunning upset over a top-25 rival in the last two weeks of the season -- or somehow shut down the Badgers' and Buckeyes' offenses in close, spirited losses -- Michigan is going to end this season just as it ended 2008, wallowing in the Big Ten cellar with Indiana, probably looking for yet another defensive coordinator and definitely still wondering how and when it's ever going to manage to crawl its way back into the light.
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The problem can be summed up in one word: GERG. Please, Michigan, keep him as your DC. I love watching him fail.
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But you obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
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1) What the average retension rate during coaching changes is. Michigan barely kept half of its players from the last couple years under Carr.
2) Why the hell no one seemed to think it was important to bring in defensive backs the last two years.
RR recruited almost all offense for his first class to try to convert to his system - and they're paying for it by starting two walkons in their secondary in one of the more prestigious football programs in the country. I'm still amazed at how that can physically happen - you can't blame it all on Carr, he still pulled in some of the top recruiting classes in the big ten right up until he retired.
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COMMENT FAIL
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That's a great point, if you give a hoot about wins from 1869-1906. The rest of us prefer wins from times when helmets weren't made of dead cows. In the modern era, Big Ten rivals Penn State and Ohio State both have more wins than Michigan, and Rich Rodriguez is doing his best to expand the gap. Following this season, Michigan will fall to 7th on the Modern Era wins list, as both Alabama and Oklahoma will surpass them with their current records.
Keep clinging to those 19th-Century wins! You're the "winningest"!
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Total Wins 1950-present
1 Oklahoma 515
2 Nebraska 501
3 Penn State 494
4 Ohio State 492
5 Boise State 490
6 Texas 489
7 Alabama 484
8 USC 474
9 Tennessee 469
10 Michigan 467
Hooray for number 10!
Ah, but we're just out-of-state haters, right? We don't know what's going on with the program. It's a fact that once you establish a Michigan address, RichRod comes to your house to give you the inside scoop on the program. If you're out-of-state...you know NOTHING.
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I had hopes when I spent a weekend putting that together that it would end once-and-for-all the "world is flat" pontification of, e.g., "bigboo's bro." Unfortunately, the existence of and free, unlimited access to good, rigorous information (even when it's sitting just six inches away) has never really stopped the unintelligent and ill-intentioned.
It is a statement of this program's astounding historical wealth, I think, that so many people find it unthinkable for MICHIGAN to ever have "bare cupboard." Why, when we can all get behind the ostensibly preposterous idea that "Joshua" and Shakespeare were of the same species, is this so hard to believe?
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Michigan forgot who they were when they hired coach Rod. They should have taken someone with Michigan connections. I'm sure there was an assistant on Carr's staff that could have been promoted. They have had the most success when hiring from within (Carr) or at least when they got someone with a Big Ten background who understands the Big Game (Bo).
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I'd be interested in seeing if part of the problem is that the defense is on the field quite a bit more often because of the no-huddle factor. It essentially lengthens the game from the perspective of the number of plays being run. While the offense gets more snaps - it is also more snaps for the opposition offense too. The style of offense CAN and MUST mesh with the strengths/weaknesses of the defense.
Michigan's offense really hasn't progressed much - and I really do not think RichRod has shown good coaching by ADAPTING his system to the personnel. Rather it is like seeing a toddler try and ram square pegs into round holes. Witness what Urban Meyer did at Florida - adapted his schemes to the personnel - and he CONTINUALLY does this.
If the players don't fit the system - the system must fit the players. That is NOT on Greg Robinson - it is on the Offensive staff. While Michigan's defense is far from good - I doubt a change in co-ordinators will help - maybe a change of the emphasis on FUNDAMENTAL FOOTBALL - BLOCKING & TACKLING will turn it around and that goes right to the head guy's responsibility.
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