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Tebow gazing from the proprietor of Tim Teblog.

For the most part, Tim Tebow's career has been defined by the same kind of "rah-rah" emotions he displays on the sidelines or activities he does in his down time or messages he sports on his eye-black: Throughout 2008, he wore Philippians 4:13, expressing strength through Christ; he made John 3:16 the No. 1 item in Google Trends after last January's national title game; for the season opener against Charleston Southern, he advertised Proverbs 3:5-6; and last week against Troy wore Mark 8:36, which asks, "What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his soul?"

The symbolism of the eye-black messages is reflected on the field: When Tebow throttles an opponent, it is done with a kind of earnest myopia -- it's not you, it's me! There are beat-downs, sure, but there's not a whole lot of good old-fashioned smiting going on.

And yet there is another side to Tebow. Sometimes you'll see it in clips inside the locker room, or TV camera shots of him going crazy on the sidelines (like that shot of him last year at Florida State, in a downpour, looking like William Wallace). Most notably, we saw it late in the national-title game against Oklahoma, when Tebow picked up an unsportsmanlike-conduct penalty against Oklahoma, for doing the Gator Chomp in Oklahoma safety Nic Harris's face:

It was, arguably, Tebow's finest (and most human) moment: Get past the saintly-life stuff, and there's a taste of vindictiveness down there. Who can't relate to that?

That's the Tebow I like to refer to as "Old Testament Tebow" -- or "O.T. Tebow." (To be sure, there is violence in the New Testament. But for good ol' righteous vengeance, there's nothing like the O.T.) And it's the Tebow we should see Saturday against Tennessee, a game that calls for more than a little old-fashioned vengeance.

Despite his yapping, Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin has done his best not to stir "O.T. Tebow." When asked about Florida and Tebow at SEC Media Days, Kiffin deferred: "With all the great players, they'll win another national championship, and (Tebow) will win another Heisman. I'm serious about that. I really believe that."

But Kiffin had already sealed his fate for next week. Ironically, it wasn't his initial press-conference boasting about "singing Rocky Top after we beat Florida next year" -- despite the fact that it made for Florida bulletin-board fodder (you'll see the quote posted in the Gator locker room ad nauseum on TV all week). But what self-respecting new coach wouldn't say that about his rival?

No, the ultimate insult came when Kiffin, during a session with boosters, implied that Tebow's mentor, Urban Meyer, had committed some sort of recruiting violation that Kiffin was witness to while (successfully) wooing Gator commit Nu'Keese Richardson, the off-the-cuff dig that reverberated across the country:

It didn't matter that the accusation was quickly and emphatically denied. Talk trash about Tebow? Eh: Tebow's heard worse from LSU fans who got a hold of his cell phone number -- he says he kind of likes it. Talk trash about the Gators? Well, Tebow might use it to inspire his teammates to do a few more reps in summer workouts, but he personally won't club you over the head with it.

But smear Urban Meyer? That's crossing the line. That's where New Testament Tebow becomes Old Testament Tebow. That's where Tebow doesn't want to win the game; he wants retribution. That's where Tebow might want to take a page -- or a quote -- from the most famous Bible verse in pop-culture history:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

That's the Hollywood version of Ezekiel 25:17 from "Pulp Fiction," as delivered by Samuel L. Jackson's cold-blooded Jules Winnfield, and pretty well embodies the righteous fury smoldering in Gainesville towards Kiffin since February. So if Tebow is (as reported) taking requests for what to wear on his eye-black this Saturday when Lane Kiffin and Tennessee come to The Swamp, I think it would be fitting for Tebow to use Jules Winnfield's Ezekiel 25:17 (or "Zeke 25:17" in eye-black shorthand), prophesying the "valley of darkness" he hopes the Vols are entering.

Marsellus Wallace can keep "going medieval" on his enemies. Because Tebow is liable to go Old Testament on Lane Kiffin and the Vols.

Dan Shanoff is obsessively covering Tim Tebow all season long at TimTeblog. Other times, he can be found writing every weekday morning at SportingNews.com and all the time at DanShanoff.com.

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  1. ess-eee-seee
    1. Posted by ess-eee-seee Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:36 pm EDT

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    The abbreviation for the Book of Ezekiel is EZEK.
  2. Ryan
    2. Posted by Ryan Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:51 pm EDT

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    A blurb about Jarrett Browns 335 yds passing and 4TD's would be something. You can even add his 10 carries for 80 yards in the comment section if you want.
    WVU torched ECU with a new passing attack and if it wasn't for 3 really bad fumbles (2 punt fumbles) WVU could have won that game 48 to 10.
    SSssshhh.....Don't say anything about WVU, besides they play at Auburn next week and are a 1 TD underdog.
  3. TJ
    3. Posted by TJ Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:25 pm EDT

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    Gold!
  4. just4funsies
    4. Posted by just4funsies Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:31 pm EDT

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    Hey Ryan, when WVU actually WINS something, then maybe SOMEBODY might write about them. Then at least you won't have to barge into a UF article to find space for your crap.
    As for Tebow, the kid just wants to WIN. He wants it for his coach, he wants it for his team, he wants it for his fans, and he wants it for himself. I see no shame in that. Look out, Tennessee...
  5. Matt H
    5. Posted by Matt H Mon Sep 14, 2009 6:36 pm EDT

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    Not sure what that has to do with this post, Ryan, but re: Jarrett Brown blurbs, we've got you covered.
    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/football/blog/dr_saturday/post/Box-Scorin-Auburn-comes-alive?urn=ncaaf,189064
  6. Brandon
    6. Posted by Brandon Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:05 pm EDT

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    Durr Durr WVU needs attention. Waaah Waaah.
    WVU = irrelevant.
  7. Scott
    7. Posted by Scott Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:10 am EDT

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    good article 'dan shanoff' . very creative the way you threw in the biblical references. too funny ! gators by 30. FIGHT ON SC. GO TROJANS !!!
  8. Scott
    8. Posted by Scott Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:15 am EDT

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    great article using the biblical references. very creative 'dan shanoff' . gators by 30. FIGHT ON SC. GO TROJANS!!!!
  9. James
    9. Posted by James Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:19 am EDT

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    So, now Tebow is GOD? Guess we'll see him walk on water Saturday huh? What a piece of crap you wrote comparing a human to GOD! Better get on your knees and ask for forgiveness!
  10. PurdueMatt
    10. Posted by PurdueMatt Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:26 am EDT

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    Matt Hinton doesn't go to church.
  11. Scott
    11. Posted by Scott Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:26 am EDT

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    #1o stop it. just stop it. lighten up man.................
  12. keith m
    12. Posted by keith m Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:46 am EDT

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    Anthony, for your info, Tebow was take out with 3 minutes remaining in the first half vs Charleston Southern and midway into the third quarter......PAc 10?? Are you serious? The only reason that USC is in BCS bowl games every year is because they dont play anyone........USC played Ohio State to a 3 point game, really good game.....but remember when Ohio Stat was undefeated in 2006 and ran off their mouth before millions of people saw them lose to Florida ummmm 41-14.........just plzzz someone from the Big 10 make it to the National Chapionship game so you can taste an ass whoopin'..............even Ohio State will tell you, it isnt fun to play a team that you think is overrated cause you just might find out.....they aren't!
  13. Tornadoofsouls87
    13. Posted by Tornadoofsouls87 Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:47 am EDT

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    tebow's a twat...UF's got the easiest schedule of any ranked team in college football and they still have the balls to go about and say that they are better than the rest...I have news for them..the only thing worse than them is fresh dog crap
  14. keith m
    14. Posted by keith m Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:50 am EDT

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    Correction...............Anthony, for your info, Tebow was taken out with 3 minutes remaining in the first half vs Charleston Southern and midway into the third quarter against Troy! ......PAc 10?? Are you serious? The only reason that USC is in BCS bowl games every year is because they dont play anyone........USC played Ohio State to a 3 point game, really good game.....but remember when Ohio State was undefeated in 2006 and ran off their mouth before millions of people saw them lose to Florida ummmm 41-14.........just plzzz someone from the PAC 10 make it to the National Chapionship game so you can taste an ass whoopin'..............even Ohio State will tell you, it isnt fun to play a team that you think is overrated cause you just might find out.....they aren't!
  15. rdalchemy
    15. Posted by rdalchemy Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:54 am EDT

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    I'm proud to follow #15, Go Tenn.
  16. keith m
    16. Posted by keith m Tue Sep 15, 2009 8:59 am EDT

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    the funny thing is, Nu'Keese Richardson didnt do anything in the UCLA game but return a punt for 6 yards but had 3 catches for 30 yards against Western Kentucky........sounds like Florida didnt need him after all!!
  17. dtwguy
    17. Posted by dtwguy Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:20 am EDT

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    this stupid stuff needs to stop, Tebow is a number 1 person no doubt does more, way more than required to be an outstanding member of society and he is, then you have Pryor dumb as a stump doesn't have a clue scrambled eggs in the helmet and Vick under his eyes, the NCAA needs to say you want to wear black under your eyes it must be the NCAA or your school logo.
  18. Tim
    18. Posted by Tim Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:26 am EDT

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    #8 post should end with "where athletes actually get paid like professionals"
  19. fletchdawg34
    19. Posted by fletchdawg34 Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:50 am EDT

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    I'm a GA Bulldog - don't really care for Meyer (obviously a great coach)- but Tebow is a class act (hard to be that way these days) - love the article and the biblical references. I do think a team of this caliber should have had a tougher schedule. I would literally LOL if Tebow wore EZEK 25:17. Go Dawgs!
  20. Josh S
    20. Posted by Josh S Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:15 am EDT

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    I see some Gator Haters posting.
    I would hope to see USC in the National Title game so we can spank them like "The" Ohio State and Oklahoma. Maybe then we can put all this nonsense to rest. USC ran the score up on San Jose St. and you have to these days with the scoring for the BCS games. For all of you that hate on Florida and Tebow (how could you not like the guy?) get in line for your spanking. Seriously, I would rather see some scripture than "Mike Vick" on eye-black.
    The SEC is the best division in NCAAF and the most talented players come from Florida (followed by Texas imo) and if you don't like it stop recruiting and start losing.
  21. michael_krupey
    21. Posted by michael_krupey Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:27 am EDT

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    terrible column and you completely miss on the Christian and Tim Tebow's message. To use one gesture of the gator chomp backing away from an Oklahoma player, and use that to extrapolate that he's got some mean streak and is out for blood and retribution is waaaay off base. He's a competitor that gives his all on the football field and for Christ. In a world that is all about me, if anything, the Gator chomp is saying it's about the Gators and his team. Why try to tarnish with this nonsense?
    I'm sure that Tebow wants to win and will compete and give every bit that he has in him. But he'll be gracious and humble while doing it.
  22. Dallas S
    22. Posted by Dallas S Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:30 am EDT

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    GETTEM VOLS DEFENSE!!! The VOL DEEEEE will be out for blood in this one..yes, VOLS lose but the GATORS will get banged up...next year, VOLS get pay back when Kiffin's recruits start to come of age and a new QB.
    GO VOLS! Enjoy this year Gators..it's all down hill after that! Looks like Kiffin and crew are at least getting a Top 5 recruiting class for next year...10 Freshmen playing this year, great recruits coming in next year...All I can say is LOOK OUT, because the VOL Nation will be back in 1-2 years
  23. Cope
    23. Posted by Cope Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:37 am EDT

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    Tornadoofsouls87 curb kicks babies when he gets bored!
  24. Daniel W
    24. Posted by Daniel W Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:45 am EDT

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    Hey Pac-10 fan the SEC is far from overrated, especially with all the quality talent they put into the NFL year in year out, up and down the board. That's from Vandy to Florida, and everywhere in between. The only conference that actually plays defense in college is the SEC, hands down, so not only do you have some of the best offensive talent in the country, but you also get the best defensive talent, you can't deny the power and the greatness of the SEC! The challenge to win the SEC outright is larger then to win any other conference in the land, it's a national championship in it's own right! When Pac 10 can actually say that there regular season is as competitive, and difficult as the SEC then come knocking boys! Until then relish in the fact that the Pac 10 maybe the 3rd best conference in the country!

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