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Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:55 am EDT

A moment of silence for Colt McCoy's preseason lip pelt

By Matt Hinton

Not to steal Mustache Wednesday's considerable thunder, but I'd be remiss if I didn't kick off the day with a eulogy for the finest milk-strainer of summer camp -- ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Colt McCoy:

Our boyish freshman is officially grown up.

McCoy told local news in Austin the 'stache will be gone as of Tuesday night, thus also ending his token overture to "team unity" with the offensive line. The big uglies can take their sugar dusters to epic proportions, but Heisman voters -- like the American people at large since Taft -- view whiskers only with suspicion.

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Hat tip: Big League Screw.

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  1. happycustomer
    1. Posted by happycustomer Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:52 am EDT

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    nice
  2. Lance
    2. Posted by Lance Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:21 am EDT

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    Needs a Gold Chain "C" to complement.
  3. aneet
    3. Posted by aneet Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:18 am EDT

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    Dim the lights, cue the disco ball and bring in the ladies.
    Bomchickabombom
  4. Johnny Mac
    4. Posted by Johnny Mac Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:05 pm EDT

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    hat tip my F'ing ass. you used and cropped our pic too.
  5. Fritz S
    5. Posted by Fritz S Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:19 pm EDT

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    great he looks like jake plummer's retarded little brother.
  6. Ken K
    6. Posted by Ken K Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:23 pm EDT

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    He looks like a 70's porn star! LMAO!
  7. Champ
    7. Posted by Champ Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:29 pm EDT

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    He will throw for 3500 yards this year and be a millionare next year. Then see who will be laughing.
  8. Jay
    8. Posted by Jay Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:31 pm EDT

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    He looks like a cross between #6's post and the Party at the moon tower dude from Dazed and Confused.
  9. bpzzer
    9. Posted by bpzzer Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:41 pm EDT

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    All right, All right, All right. I get older, they stay the same age.
    Nice one #5.
  10. trippina
    10. Posted by trippina Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:18 pm EDT

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    uh....that party at the moontower guy was matthew mcconaughey...mr. dumass. secondly, yes, he looks like a tard, but that tard, will probably lead texas to another national championship. not sure yet, but hell certainly be one of the top heisman candidates. haha
  11. Stop looking at me.
    11. Posted by Stop looking at me. Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    l bet he likes BOTH kinds of music... Country AND Western.
  12. stevieray
    12. Posted by stevieray Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:51 pm EDT

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    alabama will knock it off
  13. jlarugger
    13. Posted by jlarugger Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    haha @ #5. too funny! wood-a-been was the party at the moon tower guy. hey hey hey, watch the leather man...
  14. Pablito
    14. Posted by Pablito Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:25 pm EDT

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    Jake Plummers retarded lil bro hahahahaha good post 5...
  15. fireantb
    15. Posted by fireantb Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Maybe they'll have a fly-over and post an **asterisk**
  16. fireantb
    16. Posted by fireantb Wed Aug 26, 2009 4:48 pm EDT

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    Maybe they'll have a fly-over and post an **asterisk**
  17. Sevenhander
    17. Posted by Sevenhander Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:19 pm EDT

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    Oh God, this is like shooting fish in a barrel. Here we have three young little idjits trying to be funny, in a condescending kind of way of course, yet #12/#13 Obama hater, #17/#18 Pablito (who I suspect is an illegal passing time on a stolen PC and parked outside some Internet cafe type establishment), and #19/#20 "fireantb" (...oh, never mind) don't even understand how to use a keyboard.
    Just an FYI, but for future reference it's called "hit the enter key once and be patient". I seriously doubt anybody is sticking around to hear you say something cute, trust me. And one example of ignorance is always better than two. Take it to the bank. ;)
  18. Sean K
    18. Posted by Sean K Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:28 pm EDT

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    Sevenhander - switch to decaf already!
  19. JohnnyM
    19. Posted by JohnnyM Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:25 pm EDT

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    Ya'll :-) , need 2 worry bout his arm & legs ....... c u @ the BCS Championship game!!
  20. Rafael S
    20. Posted by Rafael S Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    this man play and looks exactly like jake plummer is this his son
  21. g-man
    21. Posted by g-man Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:39 pm EDT

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    sure, jackals, but admit it, you all want him to penetrate your defensive line.
  22. Kenman
    22. Posted by Kenman Wed Aug 26, 2009 8:50 pm EDT

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    Cmon now...is this a sports website or TMZ? Seriously...
  23. C-Miller
    23. Posted by C-Miller Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:00 pm EDT

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    Groovy.
  24. ?
    24. Posted by ? Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:58 pm EDT

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    He looks like he is being interviewed inside prison by geraldo rivera and is explaining that he never killed anyone, he was framed.
  25. chris d
    25. Posted by chris d Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:41 pm EDT

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    Now that there is a fine example of a 70's porn stache! Keep on keepin on brotha, lifes a garden dig it!

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