Thu Jan 01, 2009 1:06 pm EST
Merry New Year! At 4:30 p.m. ET, The Rose Bowl kicks off the annual NCAA money-grab Bowl Championship Series, a set of five games designed to maximize profits determine a national championship like Illinois awards Senate seats in an orderly, fair manner.
Thankfully, college basketball deals not with such nonsense. But what if it did? What if university presidents made up phony excuses about missed class and travel difficulties (excuses that only are deemed relevant when discussing college football playoffs) and forced the NCAA to get rid of its symmetrically beautiful brackets in favor of five games spread out over six days.
At this early juncture of the season, here's how a college basketball BCS might look. We followed the arbitrary rules of the system -- conference tie-ins, no more than two teams per conference, two at-large bids, try to get Notre Dame into a game at all costs, etc. So, as you settle in on your couch for an afternoon of football, searching for Advil and trying to remember where you left your cell phone last night, take comfort in the fact that college basketball fans don't have to worry about stuff like this.
Orange Bowl (ACC vs. Big East): Duke vs. Connecticut
With some of the dog matchups the Orange Bowl has had in recent years (Wake Forest-Louisville, Virginia Tech-Kansas, Virginia Tech-Cincinnati), the guys in the orange blazers would be begging for such an intriguing game between two of the nation's best programs. And for fans who were expecting a football game, they could enjoy watching "Greg Paulus run Coach K's offense like a quarterback." (Copyright, Dick Vitale, 2006.) And in case you were wondering what the logic was behind selecting Connecticut over the Georgetown team that just beat them, shame on you. Logic has no place in the BCS!
Sugar Bowl (SEC vs. at-large): Tennessee vs. Oklahoma
The SEC has no problems filling BCS berths in football, but that might prove challenging in basketball. The conference has just one ranked team (Tennessee at No. 14) and, even more remarkably, just one more team receiving votes (Florida). Oklahoma would fill the first at-large spot, even after its loss to Arkansas.
Rose Bowl (Big Ten vs. Pac 10): Michigan State vs. UCLA
The two premiere programs from the Big Ten and Pac 10 would make for a perfect Rose Bowl match-up.
Fiesta Bowl (Big 12 vs. at-large): Texas vs. Butler
Texas gets the upper-hand on Oklahoma this time, earning the Big 12 berth in our faux BCS. For the final at-large berth, teams like Wake Forest, Georgetown, Syracuse and Notre Dame weren't eligible because our the rule restricting two bids per conference. That left Purdue, Gonzaga, Arizona State and Butler. The Bulldogs ended up getting the nod because of their gaudy RPI rating (No. 2).
BCS Championship: North Carolina vs. Pittsburgh
What would the BCS be without a little controversy? UNC would doubtlessly be the No. 1 seed in any rankings, but who would they play in the title game? Pitt, Oklahoma, Texas, Duke, Wake Forest and Georgetown could all lay claim to the berth. Instead of settling the matter on the court, the BCS would solve the problem by deciding it with a vast array of computers and mathematical formulas, just as James Naismith intended. Despite the fact that they haven't really played anybody, Pittsburgh would probably be paired up with Carolina due to the team's No. 3 ranking in both polls and its curious No. 1 placement in the RPI.
The Dagger is a college basketball blog edited by Jeff Eisenberg. Email him, and follow him on Twitter.

Posted Jan 28 2010
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Go Dawgs!
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Personally, if I'm the dean of Notre Dame, I could care less if San Francisco is holding a bowl. But implement a playoff system where the team with the best record gets home field? That would bring the university huge profits from ticket sales and television rights.
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In fact, just get rid of football. More time for hockey that way.
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b) universities can't claim to try to do something for profit as a legitimate argument, as the ncaa and universities (at least public ones) are non-profit institutions.
an 8 game playoff would be easy to accomplish - during the break when there is no school. starting the week after exams for the players (typically mid-december) and going for the subsequent two weeks would put many teams back to focusing on school by the beginning of the spring semester, while not hurting them drastically for exams.
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Or better still have a semi-pro team represent each college ,wait that is how it is now.
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Take away one game away from the season like the FCS schools or the easy game. No need for a warm up game when you have all summer to prepare. This will also show which team has taken the best method of preparing for the season during the first game. That way school cant complain about to many games. Because its not like highschool and the NFL have more the 12 games for a championship ring. If you are going to do 16 teams it should be Lowest vs Highest example 1 vs 16 2 vs 15 and so on. Because 1 vs 3 and 2 vs 4 at the beginning will cause for a horrible championship game. Less ratings. Use the playoffs as the bowl games that way schools can still make money. It does bother me how they talked up the Rose Bowl like its the best bowl this year, well the problem with that is that the only conferences that go is the Pac10 and Big Ten unless one makes it to the Championship. Just give it time and there will be a playoff system. Because when Texas crushes Ohio St there will be more controversy and if OU beats Florida then it will be even worse. And for someone to complain about football taking a week to prepare well your an idiot. It takes a lot of preparation for a game and also playing in a game, a body takes a lot of pounding and the body needs time to heal. Yes I know Hockey takes poundings and they play a couple days later but in my opinion its not as consistant nore as hard as it is in football.
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Besides...UNC lost (at HOME!) to unranked (yet still good) Boston College; while Pitt, on the other hand, absolutely MANHANDLED Georgetown in the 2nd half....AT GEORGETOWN!!!
So dont give me this crap about strength of schedule and UNC being undoubtedly #1
P.s....i will give you the fact that this article was written prior to this past weekend
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Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
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