Ah, fandom. It knows no bounds. Sure, at a hockey game, you might be more inclined to pay attention to what's going on on the ice, to see whether your favorite team is "attacking" in the "neutral zone" and "getting position in the slot." These are real hockey terms, yes? Help me out here, Wyshynski.

But that doesn't mean you turn off your seething, unreasonable hatred of all things Duke. Contempt isn't a light switch. Exhibit A: this guy:

According to Mr. Irrelevant [naughty language alert] (via Wizznutzz), this guy tracked the puck across the ice, figured out where the camera would be, and turned around just in time to get his FCC-unapproved message on camera. Which is sort of incredible, when you really think about it. The hatred. The derision. The ... ingenuity.

It's true, what they say. War does funny things to men.

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