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Last week, some pretty tremendous photos of Tyler Hansbrough surfaced. They depicted Hansbrough and shorter, less-skilled sidekick Bobby Frasor leaping from a second-story frat balcony into a giant pool while hordes of onlookers, ahem, looked on. Presumably, everyone was cheering and pounding beers and celebrating springtime on a university campus. The entire thing screamed COLLEGE, bro. (Needless to say, don't even think about trying this at home.)

Alas, some didn't enjoy the spectacle. Namely, anyone with a rooting interest in the Tar Heels, who would prefer their returning Player of the Year and probable starting point guard not injure themselves in silly, fratty fashion. As FanHouse's Sportz Assassin reports, the message board denizens are riled up:

Right now, they are getting a lot of heat (and some love) over the stunt on message boards and blogs. [...]

However, these two are in college because of their physical gifts. Seeing Frasor up there was puzzling. He missed most of the past season after tearing up his knee. If Ty Lawson stays in the NBA Draft, Frasor inherits this team and will be counted on heavily. Seems like jumping off a balcony and into a pool isn't the best way to rehab that injury.

College athletes often grasp at some semblance of a normal college lifestyle -- hanging out, partying, dangerously jumping off things, et. al -- but at the end of the day college athletes aren't, and never will be, normal college students. Most college students don't get a full ride to play a sport. Most college students, unless they're journalism majors, don't take laughably easy courses designed to keep their GPAs high. Most college students don't attain celebrity status, no matter what that latest "Van Wilder" spinoff told you.

So sorry, Tyler and short friend: You guys can't act like normal people. (This is where I should interject that only in college is jumping off buildings considered "normal.") It sucks, I know, but if you ever get frustrated and incomprehensibly angry, just blame your parents for everything. In that small way, you can be just like the rest of us.

(Photo credit: 850 the Buzz)

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  1. Norm
    1. Posted by Norm Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:41 pm EDT

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    Toga.........toga.......toga!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. cubeRT
    2. Posted by cubeRT Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    Who cares? The guy is in College. Report on something worthwhile.
  3. dukerulz31
    3. Posted by dukerulz31 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:49 pm EDT

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    haha funny
  4. Deer P
    4. Posted by Deer P Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    I was told by my friends at UNC that Tyler had no common sense or brains. He only knew how to talk and play basketball. This just proves my friend 100% correct.
  5. Jeffrey E
    5. Posted by Jeffrey E Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:32 pm EDT

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    2cnd
  6. C.J. K
    6. Posted by C.J. K Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:40 pm EDT

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    go tyler! break a leg in the NBA. no pun intended.
  7. sivjosh
    7. Posted by sivjosh Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:25 pm EDT

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    Bring your green hat!
  8. Justin D
    8. Posted by Justin D Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    Toga.........toga.......toga!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. Free
    9. Posted by Free Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:03 pm EDT

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    He's is in college. Leave the guy alone.
  10. Craig H
    10. Posted by Craig H Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    this is what college is about baby!, they're just kids playing ball baby! (as dicky v would say)
  11. Barry W
    11. Posted by Barry W Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:02 pm EDT

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    I think he was thinking: "I'm in college."
  12. tate
    12. Posted by tate Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:57 pm EDT

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    ok people he could get hurt crossing the street hes a college kid having fun after finals
  13. Elmo
    13. Posted by Elmo Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:53 pm EDT

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    Is this guy a moron, or what? Don't believe i'd give away my career for a party. Lucky he didn't blow out his knee or something.
  14. Walker F
    14. Posted by Walker F Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:44 pm EDT

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    It's college he can do what he wants.
  15. Party On
    15. Posted by Party On Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:31 pm EDT

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    Did we back down when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
  16. GLONDOR
    16. Posted by GLONDOR Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:56 pm EDT

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    Ooooooh, that looks sooooo dangerous. Kind of like jumping off the high dive into a pool. Unthinkable.
  17. luke l
    17. Posted by luke l Thu Sep 03, 2009 6:55 pm EDT

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    leave them alone...they're in college! i went to high school with Frasor, he isn't an idiot.
  18. Megadav
    18. Posted by Megadav Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:06 pm EDT

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    Come on. Ridiculous, dude is just partying. Can't he have a beer and jump into a pool for kicks. I'm not sure what people have the panties in a wad for.
  19. bosnian1220
    19. Posted by bosnian1220 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:11 pm EDT

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    he's not jumping into pool, he jumping up to balcony out of pool. White boy got ups.
  20. mustang018
    20. Posted by mustang018 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:34 pm EDT

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    That looks fun
  21. bb
    21. Posted by bb Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:08 pm EDT

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    idiot
  22. neo54915
    22. Posted by neo54915 Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:35 pm EDT

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    ooooh, did you have to throw in the journalism dig? seriously, man...
  23. Lance R
    23. Posted by Lance R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:56 pm EDT

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    mmmm.... beer
  24. Michael
    24. Posted by Michael Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:24 pm EDT

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    Hey, alteast it wasnt the 3rd story like I used to do!
  25. Jason
    25. Posted by Jason Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:39 pm EDT

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    Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

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