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Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:51 am EDT

The 2008 NCAA tournament all-porno name team

By MJD



To borrow an idea from the defunct Extrapolator, I happily present to you the 2008 NCAA Tournament All-Porno Name Team

Third team:

G - Desire Gabou, Western Kentucky
G - LeKendric Longmire, Oregon
F - Luis Colon, Kansas State
F - Travis Lay, American
F - Lance Stemler, Indiana

Second team:

G - Dau Jok, Oklahoma
F - Taj Finger, Stanford
F - Gyno Pomare, San Diego
F - Surry Wood, UNC
C - Longar Longar, Oklahoma

And now for your starters:

G - Lee Cummard, BYU
G - Da'Veed Dildy, Stanford
G - Cam Long, George Mason
F - Wayne Chism, Tennessee
F - Alexis Wangmene, Texas

And your NCAA Tournament All-Porno Name Team head coach:

Ken Bone, Portland State

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  1. chism
    1. Posted by chism Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:02 pm EDT

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    lol if I was a porn star I'd be Wayne Chism
  2. bdalziel
    2. Posted by bdalziel Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:00 pm EDT

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    i think studly longwell would do just fine...?
  3. Eric A
    3. Posted by Eric A Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    Hey! Thanks for the credit on the borrowing. I'm at Storming the Floor now, which is hard to determine on these semi-anonymous blog-type-things.
  4. T M
    4. Posted by T M Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:53 pm EDT

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    Wayne Chism is my favorite name in human history
  5. Fred Funkstone
    5. Posted by Fred Funkstone Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:36 pm EDT

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    Longar Longar should have made the first team if you ask me. He totally got shafted. (oof, sorry.)
  6. Mac Diddy
    6. Posted by Mac Diddy Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:27 pm EDT

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    And to think, Bone may soon be head coach of a team named the Beavers.
  7. Gerrit R
    7. Posted by Gerrit R Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:15 pm EDT

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    Totally with you on Longar Longar. That's an all-timer!
  8. brent
    8. Posted by brent Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:03 pm EDT

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    How about Drake's Jonathan "Bucky" Cox.
  9. Ricardo
    9. Posted by Ricardo Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:33 pm EDT

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    none as good as Eastern Illinois football player Lucious Pusey
  10. Chamomiles Davis
    10. Posted by Chamomiles Davis Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:53 pm EDT

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    Longar Longar has three brothers: Deepar Deepar, Hardar Hardar and Fastar Fastar.
  11. Eric A
    11. Posted by Eric A Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:54 pm EDT

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    And a sister: Nottonight Igottaheadache.
  12. Shooter
    12. Posted by Shooter Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:10 pm EDT

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    Oregon's LeKendrick Longmire prefers the nickname Ken Long...true story...
  13. retepadam
    13. Posted by retepadam Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:36 pm EDT

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    Outstanding journalism.
  14. Cruke Duise
    14. Posted by Cruke Duise Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:42 pm EDT

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    How could you leave off Duke Cruise?
  15. iguy1971
    15. Posted by iguy1971 Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:23 pm EDT

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    Where the hell is Oklahoma getting its players? 1972?
  16. McSwollenvich
    16. Posted by McSwollenvich Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:14 pm EDT

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    I think it is well worth everyone's time that I point you in this direction:
    http://media.www.nineronline.com/media/storage/paper971/news/2002/11/08/Sportsbasketball/Mandic.Brings.Size.Experience.To.Charlotte.Roster-2004644.shtml
    This young lady played for UNC-Charlotte a few years back. The name in the link above is funny enough... but the headline really sells it.

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