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All good superheroes must have an origin story. Bruce Wayne's parents were murdered, and he vowed to use his money and ability to prevent similar crimes from happening. Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive spider and learned that "with great power comes great responsibility." Superman came out of the sky and was immediately the most powerful person on Earth. (Superman's origin story, like Superman, sucks.)

So it is with Bill Raftery. Raftery's genius -- which, in some corners of the basketball-watching populace, still goes underappreciated -- did not spring from the ether into existence. It is formed over a long period of time, in which spontaneous eruptions lead to classic analytical outbursts. How do I know this? Ian Eagle, Raftery's CBS broadcast partner, spilled the beans on Dan Levy's On The DL podcast:

“I remember it vividly. It was my first year and the Nets were playing a game down in Miami. And Kevin Edwards hit a big three from the corner to give the Nets a one-point lead late in the game. I had the call: ‘Edwards from the corner, three is GOOD.’ And Raf goes, ‘OOOOH, ONIONS!!!!’

And I turn to him, and I knew Raf’s Raf-to-English translation like the back of my hand. I was able to provide listeners with the track that they needed to follow along. But I had no idea what he was talking about. So I turn to him during the break and say, ‘Bill, Raf, I don’t get that, what is that? Onions? What, it was so good that you cried?’ He said, ‘Hey Bird (Raf’s nickname for Eagle) ... BIG BALLS.’ And that was it. That’s when ONIONS was born.”

You can listen to the clip here. There's plenty more about Raftery to be had (not least of which is that Bill maintains a tuft of blindingly white hair on his chest). Eagle also does a pretty killer Raftery impression himself. Worth hearing.

Do I like Bill Raftery too much? Probably. But he's our blog's namesake. It sort of comes with the territory.

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  1. king.sh_t
    1. Posted by king.sh_t Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:51 pm EDT

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    Superman didn't fall out of the sky, his planet was blowing up so he was sent away as an infant, he didn't just show up and start kicking ass. Superman doesn't suck, you do.
  2. chester copperpot
    2. Posted by chester copperpot Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:07 pm EDT

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    Raftery sucks. he's turned into a caricature of himself. and he never calls games objectively, but that seems to be a staple among CBB national broadcasts.
    he lost all credibility with his "one, two, three steps" replay-commentary on allan ray's phantom traveling call against UNC in the sweet-16 in 2005.
  3. JS
    3. Posted by JS Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:30 pm EDT

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    you only needed the two sentences right in the middle:
    superman's origin story, like superman, sucks. so it is with bill raftery.
  4. firstnamegodthetus
    4. Posted by firstnamegodthetus Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:00 pm EDT

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    one night, earlier this decade, at macmurphy's in ridgewood, nj, bill rafferty drank my friend under the table well into the am hours. the man is capable of consuming massive amounts of alcohol
  5. sw_ohio
    5. Posted by sw_ohio Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    I love Bill. Vitale sucks.
  6. drusalan
    6. Posted by drusalan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    when was this? i thought chuck swirsky (ex. broadcaster for the toronto raptors) started the "onions" bit? hmmm... makes me now wonder if the "salami and cheese" was really his?
  7. Steve Kacz
    7. Posted by Steve Kacz Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:46 pm EDT

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    superman does suck! that is all....
  8. the Guy
    8. Posted by the Guy Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:45 pm EDT

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    How can anyone in this world that is a basketball fan not LOVE Bill Raftery. He's the best ever, nobody is close. I love watching a game that he's calling. As a matter of fact I consider him good luck when ever he's calling a game for my team.
    I know that Dick Vitale is a legend and all of that but it gets tiresome hearing about how his daughters are 'golden domers' and his sons-in-law are 'golden domers' and then he rants about all the talent in the ACC, then he rides Duke and Coach K's jock for twenty minutes... and all of this is during a Syracuse vs Georgetown game.
    Bill Raftery will tell some stories but they typically involve the coaches at the game he's calling and some references to some drinks or dinners that they had... Bill Raftery would probably be the best drinking buddy in all of sports... only because Barkley would end up getting me arrested.
  9. Marty M
    9. Posted by Marty M Thu Sep 03, 2009 7:09 pm EDT

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    I remember last season for Xavier B.J. Raymond shot a desperation 3-Pointer and sunk it. Raferty Yelled "Onions". It was pretty funny.
  10. Josh N
    10. Posted by Josh N Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:41 pm EDT

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    Most of these older announcers need to step aside and make way for the younger guys. We aren't living in the 1970's or 1980's anymore. Moreover, the older guys tend to be east-coast centric.
  11. Brak
    11. Posted by Brak Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:13 pm EDT

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    Dick Vitale is the Superman of Sports announcers; Bill Raftery is THE Bat...man.
  12. Black-n-Gold
    12. Posted by Black-n-Gold Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:42 pm EDT

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    Send it in Jerome!

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