Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:00 pm EST
So often, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Fans of Big Ten basketball rave about the defensive artistry and aggressive play of the conference. Others scoff at the elbow-heavy, offensively-challenged contest. But tonight, everyone can agree: the Penn State-Illinois game was just plain ugly.
The Fighting Illini came into the affair ranked No. 18 in the country, while the Nittany Lions are a purported bubble team. Tonight they combined to score 71 points in Penn State's 38-33 upset in Champaign.
Among the statistical carnage:
- The Nittany Lions and Fighting Illini shot a combined 28-99.
- Illinois shot zero free throws on the evening.
- The last time Illinois scored fewer points in a game was 1947 when they scored 31 against Minnesota.
- Assembly Hall has been open since 1962. The previous Illinois low score for a game was 44. The previous low for combined points in a game was 85. The teams combined for 71 tonight.
- Among the dubious record lows set tonight at Assembly Hall: fewest points (Illinois), fewest points in a victory (opponent), fewest points (combined), lowest field goal percentage (Illinois), fewest assists (Illinois), fewest assists (combined), fewest free throws (Illinois).
- In four games this season, Kentucky's Jodie Meeks has scored more than both teams did tonight.
The Big Ten Network is rerunning the game at midnight and noon on Thursday. If you want to see a horror movie but are too cheap to fork over $9.50 for the new Friday the 13th flick, set your DVRs accordingly.
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT BIG 10 BASKETBALL
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WE ARE...PENN STATE
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SEC (2-1), Big 12 (4-2), PAC 10 (1-1), Big East (3-6), ACC (7-8), and Gonzaga, Butler, and Davidson (2-1)...out of those 38 games Indiana played 4 and lost 4, while Iowa was 1-2...meaning the Big 10's top 9 legitimate teams are 18-13 vs. the other major conferences/solid mid majors...with multiple games vs. Conncecticut, Duke, and Boston College, Notre Dame, and Maryland...
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sec (2-1), big 12 (4-2), pac 10 (1-1), big east (3-6), acc (7-8), and gonzaga, butler, and davidson (2-1)...out of those 38 games indiana played 4 and lost 4, while iowa was 1-2...meaning the big 10's top 9 legitimate teams are 18-13 vs. the other major conferences/solid mid majors...with multiple games vs. conncecticut, duke, and boston college, notre dame, and maryland...
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YOU SAY NITNEY, I'LL SAY LIONS!
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Frankly, this whole game was an unadulterated fluke. Once we find and shoot and/or hang the person who messed up the rims this sort of game will never happen again.
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To say that he scored more than BOTH indicates that, in 4 different games, he scored over 71 points. Which I don't think is true.
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