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Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:23 pm EST

Announcer Bromance: Dick Vitale and Duke

Announcer Bromance is The Dagger's weekly look at the love showered upon certain basketball teams by certain basketball announcers. The only place to begin, of course, is with Dick Vitale and Duke.

Surprisingly, Dick Vitale was on his best behavior last night in Winston-Salem as his beloved Dukies fell to Wake Forest. Some say he stayed silent after James Johnson hit the game-winning shot with 0.8 seconds left, I say he muted his mic so his sobs would stay private.

Vitale's Duke adoration was perhaps diminished because Coach K's squad was down for nearly the entire the game. Still, even a subdued Vitale can still provide a bevy of quotes in which his demonstrates his unabashed allegiance toward all things Blue Devil. The best five from last night are ranked below:

5) Dick Vitale tells America that Bill Cowher's daughter is dating a Duke basketball receruit -- Cowher was in attendance and when the ESPN cameras showed him sitting in the stands, Vitale took it upon himself to excitedly inform the nation that Cowher's 18-year old daughter is dating a 2009 Duke basketball signee. (I'm pretty sure it's this guy.) With a Duke basketball player and the child of a Super Bowl winning coach in a relationship, Vitale was positively giddy. He immediately announced plans to adopt their first child. 

4) "Wake Forest has gone to the line more which is rare. Duke gets to the line so much more often than their opponents because of their driving ability." -- Vitale on the early free throw discrepancy in the game (which was quickly rectified by the officials)

You say "driving ability", I say "because the refs are scared of Coach K and give players wearing DUKE on their chests every close call, particularly on charging and blocking whistles." But hey, the ability to voice differing opinions is what makes this country great.

3) "Everybody tries to keep up with the Cameron Crazies." -- Vitale, when Wake's student section, the Screamin' Deacons, were shown on camera.

Even when not talking about Duke, Vitale manages to find a way to work the school into the conversation. I wonder if after Vitale watches his grandchildren at a piano recital he says, "that was awesome, baby! But not as awesome as Grant Hill in that SPPOOORTTTSSSCENNNTTAAA commercial!"

2) "That look has been why he's so successful." -- Vitale on Mike Krzyzewski after the coach buried his face in his hands following a silly foul committed under the basket by Greg Paulus with Duke down six late in the game.

If disgusted looks beget success, Gary Williams wouldn't be fighting for his job at Maryland.

1) "He's responsible for the win over Georgetown!" -- Vitale on Greg Paulus

Paulus scored 10 points on 3-8 shooting in Duke's victory over the Hoyas. At one point in the second half, the Blue Devils held a 16-point lead. Gerald Henderson scored 23 points, Kyle Singler chipped in with 15 points and 14 boards and the game changed on a technical foul assessed to the Hoyas' Greg Monroe. But, yeah, it was all Paulus.

Later this year, Announcer Bromance will spend an entire evening chronicling all of Dick Vitale's Duke-love. First, we will get a really big bottle of Tums.

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  1. Simply Sensational
    1. Posted by Simply Sensational Thu Sep 03, 2009 9:23 pm EDT

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    cool
  2. Karl K
    2. Posted by Karl K Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    Hey Chris,
    Can you compose anything of interest related to college basketball? All you can do is bash Duke, Coach K and the announcers who comment at their games....get a life. You are an illiterate dolt who as an incessant complaint about nothing. I'm suprised yahoo hasn't dumped you yet. If bashing Duke is all you can write about than maybe you should seek some literary and mental help.
  3. Joe
    3. Posted by Joe Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:38 pm EDT

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    Chris Chase is clearly an idiot, as exhibited by his previous post using a the same poll that gave Duke the 1 ranking to also say they didn't deserve it. Now, I guess he can't quit talking about Duke. Apparently Duke beats his team too much or maybe one of the Duke brains won the job he wanted and wasn't qualified for. Can he write a single post that doesn't just hate on all things Duke? Hey Chris, you don't like to hear Vitale and hate Duke, why watch? We don't like to read your mindless rants either. Learn to analyze basketball and blog something worthwhile, or go get a job you're qualified for and let someone with a brain take this one.
  4. Karl K
    4. Posted by Karl K Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:53 pm EDT

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    Joe P,
    right on....However, I think Mr. Chase could clearly excell in either the food service industry or possibly the janitorial trade. He can't write, but would probably make a great sandwich technician at Subway.
  5. Duke Fan 4 Life
    5. Posted by Duke Fan 4 Life Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Let me tell you all something! This was definitely an ugly win for wake. How many times did wake have a lead of at least 8-10 and then watched it diminish over and over?! But that's the toughness of Duke. They don't ever give up. They were clearly outsized in the paint but that still didn't matter. Yes they hit a bump in the road, but it will just make them stronger in the long run. If I was a Deamon Deacon I wouldn't be cheering too much but sort of hanging my head with a (can't believe we couldn't pull away from these guys!)!!! So I'm telling all you Duke haters now that when Wake comes to Durham there will be hell to pay! Wake fans thought they had a hostile environment when Duke came to play last night? They have no idea what is in store for them when they come to the Cameron Indoor Stadium!
  6. d_slim7725
    6. Posted by d_slim7725 Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Next you will be writing a blog on how Duke gets all the calls. If you are gonna bash Duke or Vitale please come up with some new material.
  7. Duke Fan 4 Life
    7. Posted by Duke Fan 4 Life Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    Even if Duke had of won it would been ugly. Duke played like crap. Probably the worst of the season. I think they tried too hard in the first half and it backfired on them. They were weak in transition and kind of slow at times. Made some really bad passes and just seemed like they were lacking the desire they usually had. Oh well, it's over and time to move on. Just have to focus on the rest of the season and play harder. I guarantee all you Dukies they will improve with a better basketball IQ. Sometimes losing helps, but it still sucks.
  8. Duke Fan 4 Life
    8. Posted by Duke Fan 4 Life Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:50 pm EDT

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    don't know much about this Chris Chase guy but sounds like he doesn't have many friends. lol
  9. Alpha Tarheel
    9. Posted by Alpha Tarheel Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:51 pm EDT

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    Dick Vitale doesn't care about black people.
  10. ATDavis
    10. Posted by ATDavis Thu Sep 03, 2009 2:43 pm EDT

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    Wow Chase you really have a problem...you can not let it go with Duke. I wonder how much longer MJD will let this go on. I know I am only fuleing the fire by even posting this blog but I just can't help it. For all those who read this blog and find his Duke bashing tired and unoriginal please do as I am vowing to do and stop read this stuff when he posts it. I just fear for this guys life if Duke actually wins a championship in the near future...i think he might fall out when the buzzer sounds...but Duke better hurry because his job can't be safe.
  11. kyrix
    11. Posted by kyrix Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:55 pm EDT

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    How is slighting Gerald Henderson and Kyle Singler favoring Duke?
  12. jp
    12. Posted by jp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    all you duke fans are a joke yesterday it was all about how great they were and now its an ugly win for wake, face it your sorry team LOST its that simple by how many is pointless quit cryin and yes vitale is always in the tank for duke and n.c. its really pathetic but not as pathetic as the excuses you pukes make when you lose please just take the loss and shut up it gets real old hearing the whining. as for fouls it is point on between the two teams they have the most bogus calls made just to keep them in the game i dont know how the acc officials sleep at night but hey maybe those fat pay checks help.... OVERRATED.......
  13. Bartrim
    13. Posted by Bartrim Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:03 pm EDT

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    Chris, you fool.
    Dickie V talks about div 3 schools with the same enthusiasm. you only hear him talk about duke more because they are on TV more. Why do TV stations put their games on so much?
    RATINGS - i guess dickie has a point. One that you have obviously missed. How did you get a job writing on yahoo?
  14. DEMARCUSR
    14. Posted by DEMARCUSR Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Question if you were to fall on the ground and i grab the rebound and you were right underneath me and i fell whats the call. is that a foul or traveling
  15. jp
    15. Posted by jp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    by the way pukes i dont like chase myself but cant stand all the excuses and bs you talk without backing it up.
  16. jp
    16. Posted by jp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    14 depends if puke falls its a foul if its another team its a walk, not my rules just the sorry acc... lol....
  17. dyermaker
    17. Posted by dyermaker Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:48 pm EDT

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    Great article! Glad to see someone write about the love affairs announcers have with certain players. Bret Musburger and Kirk Herbstreit were working a USC game last year and said the name (the full name) JOHN DAVID BOOTY 147 times. They were looking so hard for an excuse to say the name, the idiot Herbstreit said before the second half began, "USC needs to get the ball in John David Booty's hands"... gee, that's tough considering he's the F---ING Q.B !!!!
  18. DookPhan
    18. Posted by DookPhan Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:36 pm EDT

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    Jason p... so bitter...jealous?
  19. David W
    19. Posted by David W Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:38 pm EDT

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    Do they not have spell check at Yahoo Sports?
  20. Thomas
    20. Posted by Thomas Thu Sep 03, 2009 10:08 pm EDT

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    That guy Paulus on Duke sux,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
  21. Dennis
    21. Posted by Dennis Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:01 pm EDT

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    He's not know as "Duke Vitale" for no reason. I don't watch most games he covers because of his mouth. If he's that great, what was his coaching record? He like so many people can coach from the stands, but not from the bench. I can't wait for him to retire, because I'm already tired of him and his big mouth.
  22. jp
    22. Posted by jp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    dookphan or dookie or pukie jealous of what you havent won anything for years and in fact my team beat you down in a championship. lol...... you cant hold uconn's jock.... OVERRATED.....
  23. green4sd
    23. Posted by green4sd Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:12 pm EDT

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    1 Dickie V hasn't been a decent analyst in ages, if ever. To wit, his sidekick opened the game by talking about how Wake and Duke get it done defensively but with different approaches. Probably talked about it in the production meeting earlier in the day. Perfect lead-in from a pro like Patrick. And what did Dickie V do? He talked about the individual talents on both teams. I'm sure the producer was thrilled.
    2. I hate Duke. People hate Duke because they're good. This is why no one hates Colorado in basketball. Coach K is a great coach. I watch there games because he's a master. But even the best get whipped once in a while, like last night.
  24. jp
    24. Posted by jp Thu Sep 03, 2009 4:42 pm EDT

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    dude you probably wont even be able to handle little t in n.c. the acc is weak....maybe your jealous of the beasts in the east you would get eatin alive.
  25. Harris
    25. Posted by Harris Thu Sep 03, 2009 3:06 pm EDT

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    Chris,
    First off you don't watch much college basketball do you ? Because if you did you would know that Duke, Carolina, Kentucky, and UCLA are the four best basketball teams in College Hoops History. I think the people who wrote you before me hit the nail on the head ... RATINGS.... Duke comes on TV and people want to see them play basketball. Vitale is a good announcer as well. He can get a little annoying at times but he knows what he talks about. Why are you getting on Vitale? Digger does the same thing with Notre Dame. Hubert does the same with Carolina. Bilas went to Duke and he is always bashing Duke on how they can't rebound and are not big enough ... So dude do me a favor and get a clue before you write something that doesn't make sense... bottom line is Duke is good every year and Dick Vitale sees that ... he doesn't make it up Duke is good ... Why do you think Coach K coached in the Olympics .... Oh maybe because he had some great years at Duke and people watch them play basketball when they come on the TV all the time ... Dude get serious with this article

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